Don't ask me how I stumbled on this website of rare, novelty recordings, haven't had time to go through much of it, but this recording of Pat Boone at an Amway convention just screamed TROY!
http://www.ubu.com/outsiders/365/2003/048.shtml
If anyone is interested in exploring the whole collection (please share any good finds):
http://www.ubu.com/outsiders/365/credits.shtml