• 03-15-2011, 08:38 AM
    ForeverAutumn
    Today is Swishdaddy's birthday!
    Happy Birthday you old curmudgeon :D
  • 03-15-2011, 08:44 AM
    Mr Peabody
    Happy Birthday!! Swish
    Are you vintage yet? :)
  • 03-15-2011, 09:23 AM
    Finch Platte
    Happy bidet, douchey!

    :23:

    I hired a band to play to cover up the wheezing when you blow out the candles! :D
  • 03-15-2011, 10:00 AM
    Hyfi
    ^^^^^
    What he said
  • 03-15-2011, 10:05 AM
    dakatabg
    Happy Birthday!
  • 03-15-2011, 11:30 AM
    bobsticks
    Well Grampy, Old Sport...

    You've officially hit that age at which folks will stop using phrases like "jackass" and "a-hole" and switch to "codger" and "curmudgeon"...because it simply isn't nice to mock the truly decrepit...
    ...and so it is, my infirm friend, that with a light heart I bid you a joyous annum as yet another rememberance that the sands of the hourglass are slipping away...

    ...do not go gentle, my good man, go not softly...and get those liver spots checked.

    ---sticks :D
  • 03-15-2011, 11:53 AM
    GMichael
    Is this a birthday or a roasting?

    Happy B-day Swish. Do you still celebrate birthdays, or the anniversary of some long lost birthday from your youth?
  • 03-15-2011, 12:27 PM
    dean_martin
    happy b-day, dude!

    Don't let those young'uns get you down.
  • 03-15-2011, 01:56 PM
    Mr MidFi
    Happy-happy, swish-pappy!

    Thank FSM I'm not the oldest one here.
  • 03-15-2011, 02:04 PM
    bobsticks
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by dean_martin
    Don't let those young'uns get you down.
    Yeah, cuz if he goes down he might stay down...and then we'd have to put him down...

    http://www.motifake.com/image/demoti...1244218241.jpg
  • 03-15-2011, 02:39 PM
    kexodusc
    Happy B-day Swish. No get to work on that room!
  • 03-15-2011, 03:10 PM
    JohnMichael
    Have a great birthday!





    All the clever material was already used.
  • 03-15-2011, 05:14 PM
    Davey
    Happy Birthday, Swish Baby! Here's a little Howe Gelb and friends for after your nap ...

    Never See It Coming
  • 03-16-2011, 06:24 AM
    3LB
    So this hypnotist goes into a nursing home for a little entertainment. He pulls out an old-timey pocket watch on a chain, swings it back and forth, hypnotizes an entire room full of geezers. Just when they're all under his spell, the hypnotist drops his watch and it breaks into a hundred peices and the hypnotist exclaimes, "SHIT"!
    ...so they did


    oh yeah, Happy B'day.
  • 03-16-2011, 06:48 AM
    Rae
    http://www.actingmagazine.com/images...lbum-cover.jpg

    ~Rae
  • 03-16-2011, 07:42 AM
    dean_martin
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by bobsticks
    Yeah, cuz if he goes down he might stay down...and then we'd have to put him down...
    No sign of lameness . . . yet.

    One of my favorite lines from a newspaper article came from a story about some local redneck idiots dragging a mule behind a pickup truck. After they were arrested and the mule was treated, the large-animal vet proclaimed, "We found no sign of lameness."

    PS - I'm fixin' to revive that there "bobsticks is a lame-o" thread.
  • 03-16-2011, 08:02 AM
    Jim Clark
    crud-missed it. hope you had a great day.

    jc
  • 03-16-2011, 10:38 AM
    GMichael
    No sign of the birthday boy yet. Wonder what he's doing?


    (How long do we wait here in the dark?)
  • 03-16-2011, 11:13 AM
    Finch Platte
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by GMichael
    No sign of the birthday boy yet. Wonder what he's doing?


    (How long do we wait here in the dark?)
    He's just pee owed that we didn't genuflect at the Sparklehorse shrine.
  • 03-18-2011, 05:13 AM
    Swish
    Well, thanks...to most of you anyway.
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by GMichael
    No sign of the birthday boy yet. Wonder what he's doing?


    (How long do we wait here in the dark?)
    :p

    As I just posted in another thread, we were in NOLA for 4 days with Audio Bill and his wife, returning Monday night, then I headed to Atlantic City on Tuesday for a 3 day conference. Needless to say, I had little time to visit RR or anything else on the net.

    As for my age, let's just say I'm not the oldest on here, but I'm not far off...right Davey?
  • 03-18-2011, 11:40 AM
    GMichael
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by Swish
    :p

    As I just posted in another thread, we were in NOLA for 4 days with Audio Bill and his wife, returning Monday night, then I headed to Atlantic City on Tuesday for a 3 day conference. Needless to say, I had little time to visit RR or anything else on the net.

    As for my age, let's just say I'm not the oldest on here, but I'm not far off...right Davey?
    Surprise!

    Happy birthday Swishy. Welcome back.

    :23: :23: :23: :23:



    (dam my knees hurt from waiting under this table)