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    Songs about Big Ladies.

    Well I hope no one is going to be offended by this.

    I started a thread while back called "Songs about masterbation".
    Well I like to start a new one. What are some songs you know that are dedicated to FAT girls? Right now, I can only think about 5 or 6 that are memorable.

    Here is 1 from me to get it started

    Get your Weight Up - Storm the Unpredictable.

    If for some reason you are not inspired by all of this, check out this link.
    :http://video.google.com/videoplay?do...14&q=fat+girls

    JRA

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    Big Fat Blonde -The Rainmakers

    Just saw another copy of the vinyl in mint- had to grab it for a measly 2 bucks. Love the cover:

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    Thomas Hart Benton roolz!

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    toby keith's runnin block is dedicated to playin wing-man, and gettin shafted with the big girl, so hilarious.
    that makes as much sense as a drunken mongoose playing the piano

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    My favorite, Little Bit of Rosie by AC/DC. I believe Queen's, Fat Bottom Girl would count. I also remember something Spinal Tap did but I'm too lazy to go look. I think the woman in The Band's, Up On Cripple Creek is incenuated to be "big".

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    Did Randy Newman ever write a song about fat girls? He's done songs about damn near everybody else including my favorite "Lets Drop The Big One".
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    There gosta be more!!!! One of my friends was telling me about this song, I need to look for it. Some like Fat girls Blues. I havent heard those songs mentioned above, but I got 5 more(I think....) most of them are from hiphop though.

    Big Girl - Ghostface Killah

    com'on guys, big girls need loving too.

    JRA

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    Spinal Tap? You mean "Big Bottom".

    Quote Originally Posted by Mr Peabody
    My favorite, Little Bit of Rosie by AC/DC. I believe Queen's, Fat Bottom Girl would count. I also remember something Spinal Tap did but I'm too lazy to go look. I think the woman in The Band's, Up On Cripple Creek is incenuated to be "big".
    The bigger the cushion, the sweeter the pushin' That's what I said The looser
    the waistband, the deeper the quicksand..."

    Funny stuff!
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    Quote Originally Posted by JoeE SP9
    Did Randy Newman ever write a song about fat girls? He's done songs about damn near everybody else including my favorite "Lets Drop The Big One".

    the let's "drop the big one" sentence is from his song "political science", don't think it's about fat girls, it is great song though.

    don't know exactly or he wrote a song about fat girls, he did write one about short people though, altough, the actual short people won't actually like it i guess...


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    That's it Swish, I believe we have a winner!

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    I dont understand why this thread is not bumping.

    Fatchance by Mike Zoot. This album, Invasion America, is not very good, but I just listened to this song again and couldnt stop laughing.

    BTW, I've done it once. It was a tuesday. What was I to do?

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    Fishbone--"Cholly"

    I don't like others.

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    You guys ever heard Big Fat Woman by Bobby Rush?

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    No I have "The Winner"!!!

    On our first album "You know that it's true" I wrote and sang a ditty called:


    wait for it...

    'Big Fat Woman".


    Go to:

    www,heyjocamo.com

    For those with no time here's the lyrics.

    Big Fat Woman

    Let me tell you bout this woman, bout this girl I found...
    She's bout 5 foot 6, and about the same size around.
    People say "she's fat" but that's all right with me...
    Cause she knows how to love, she know's how please...

    (Chorus)
    She's my (Big Fat Woman)
    She's my, cushon in my pushin'
    She's my, Big Fat Woman...
    She's my...

    She'll eat a Virgina Ham..
    Couple loafs of toast.
    Scramble up 3 dozen eggs
    And eat a whole beef roast...
    But I don't mind, my grocery bills sky high..
    Cause she's my little sugar dumplin, she's the apple of my eye.

    (Chorus)

    She broke down my bed.
    And my couch is catchin' hell.
    She flattened two of my tires
    And my shocks don't work too well..
    But I don't mind, all the damange, all the damage that she do...
    Cause she's my mean go getter, my bad ass Boogaloo.

    (Chorus to fade)

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    The rumors of your death have been greatly exaggerated.

    Quote Originally Posted by Worf101
    On our first album "You know that it's true" I wrote and sang a ditty called:


    wait for it...

    'Big Fat Woman".


    Go to:

    www,heyjocamo.com

    For those with no time here's the lyrics.

    Big Fat Woman

    Let me tell you bout this woman, bout this girl I found...
    She's bout 5 foot 6, and about the same size around.
    People say "she's fat" but that's all right with me...
    Cause she knows how to love, she know's how please...

    (Chorus)
    She's my (Big Fat Woman)
    She's my, cushon in my pushin'
    She's my, Big Fat Woman...
    She's my...

    She'll eat a Virgina Ham..
    Couple loafs of toast.
    Scramble up 3 dozen eggs
    And eat a whole beef roast...
    But I don't mind, my grocery bills sky high..
    Cause she's my little sugar dumplin, she's the apple of my eye.

    (Chorus)

    She broke down my bed.
    And my couch is catchin' hell.
    She flattened two of my tires
    And my shocks don't work too well..
    But I don't mind, all the damange, all the damage that she do...
    Cause she's my mean go getter, my bad ass Boogaloo.

    (Chorus to fade)

    Da Worfster
    Great to see you back on the board Worfster. You were MIA for quite some time, unless I missed something. Great lyrics too, and funny stuff too. "My bad ass Boogaloo". Ha!

    Swish
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    Fat - Violent Femmes

    I hope you got fat
    I hope you got really fat
    Cause if you got really really fat
    You just might want to see me come back
    I hope you got fat

    I don't care, I don't care
    How heavy or how skinny
    I don't care I don't care
    No how heavy or how skinny
    Just gimme gimme something to love

    A little extra weight would never look
    No nicer on nobody else but you
    And I could always use a little bit more to hold on to
    And if I get a fright in the middle of the night
    I'll cling to you

    I hope you got fat
    I hope you got really fat
    If you got truly fat fat fat

    You just might want to see me come back

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    Big Boned Girl - kd lang
    The Fat Girl - Lyle Lovett

    TI think the Spinal tap song was; "Big Bottom"
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    604 Katrina--Anthrax

    'can't stop eating
    can't stop eating
    can't stop eating
    She's so fat'

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    Quote Originally Posted by Worf101
    On our first album "You know that it's true" I wrote and sang a ditty called:


    wait for it...

    'Big Fat Woman".


    Go to:

    www.heyjocamo.com



    Da Worfster
    Hey Worf,
    I enjoyed that song and numours others. I can really tell that you are one wacky man.

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    How about "Knife and a Fork" by Rockpile

    A Dave Edmunds and Nick Lowe band from their 1980 "Seconds of Pleasure" album:

    "Eat, eat, eat, faster than a lick,
    oh the way you stuff yourself is a dog-gone shame,

    Girl you let a knife and a fork, call your hand
    You gobble all the food in sight, that you can
    If you don't change, some of your ways,
    your gonna' shorten up your days
    Girl you let a knife and a fork, call your hand

    Wearin' a size 44, you have to turn sideways to get through the door,
    Girl you let, a knife and a fork, dig your grave"

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    Forgot about this one.Im not much of a Mos Def fan. BlackStar was pretty good, Black on Both Sides was pretty decent. Not sure what happened after that...

    Anyways, this song called Ms. Fat Booty

    I seen her on the Ave, spotted her more than once
    Ass so Fat that you cou see it from the front
    She spot me like paraeazzi, shot me a glance
    In that catwoman stance wit dat fat booty pant, HOT DAMN!!!


    JRA

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    In perhaps a less celebratory fashion there is Morcheeba's Women Lose Weight featuring Slick Rick...
    So, I broke into the palace
    With a sponge and a rusty spanner
    She said : "Eh, I know you, and you cannot sing"
    I said : "That's nothing - you should hear me play piano"

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    Ahem...

    Quote Originally Posted by jrhymeammo
    Hey Worf,
    I enjoyed that song and numours others. I can really tell that you are one wacky man.
    Thanks for the love... I appreciate it and will pass it along to the fellahs...

    Da Worfster

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    To paraphrase "The Spinners" - I've been around...

    Quote Originally Posted by Swish
    Great to see you back on the board Worfster. You were MIA for quite some time, unless I missed something. Great lyrics too, and funny stuff too. "My bad ass Boogaloo". Ha!

    Swish
    I'm still here, I just hang out at Fave Films mostly. It's goot to see/hear from you as well. I don't post much on Raves cause music is just so "personal" it starts so many flame wars, I just tend to avoid it sometimes. But yeah Swish, its good to see you too.

    Da Worfster

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    I cannot believe that the great, amazing, legendary, supremifically tri-hexadominant Freddie King and his "Big Legged Woman" hasn't been mentioned yet...
    Shame on you all!

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