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  1. 03-20-2009, 06:15 AM #1
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    I feel like makin'...

    ....lunch!

    So a bunch of us were sitting at a fairly new brew pub last night and they had open mic night. Some guy was playing shitty tunes on a guitar and it more or less sucked. One of my buds said he used to substitute the word 'lunch' for the word love in songs, and we started getting really stupid with it (I think the IPAs helped). Feel Like Makin' Lunch was among the funniest, as was All You Need is Lunch and Can't Buy Me Lunch. And remember the soap opera with the song 'Lunch in the Afternoon"?

    Many didn't work so well...Hallelujah I Lunch Her So for one. Got any more?

    This is my 'Stupid Thread of the Week', and this one is intentional.
    I call my bathroom Jim instead of John so I can tell people that I go to the Jim first thing every morning.

    If you say the word 'gullible' very slowly it sounds just like oranges.
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  2. 03-20-2009, 06:48 AM #2
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    Quote Originally Posted by Swish
    Got any more?

    This is my 'Stupid Thread of the Week', and this one is intentional.
    Diana Ross..............

    "Lunch child, Lunch child"
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  3. 03-20-2009, 07:00 AM #3
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    "Lunch" hurts
    Back in my day, we had nine planets.
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  4. 03-20-2009, 07:01 AM #4
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    Def Leppard - Lunch Bites
    Diana Ross/ Lionel Ritchie - Endless Lunch
    Meatloaf - I'd Do Anything For Lunch...
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  5. 03-20-2009, 07:18 AM #5
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    Quote Originally Posted by kexodusc
    Meatloaf - I'd Do Anything For Lunch...
    Now that's classic!

    Swishy, on a similar topic, I thought that you'd get a kick out of this resent post by Da Worfster from the Off-Topic forum. Open Mic Night Hell
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  6. 03-20-2009, 07:25 AM #6
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    Lunch stinks.
    WARNING! - The Surgeon General has determined that, time spent listening to music is not deducted from one's lifespan.
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  7. 03-20-2009, 07:27 AM #7
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    You're addicted to lunch.
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  8. 03-20-2009, 07:30 AM #8
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    Lunch Is All I Need - The Beatles
    Abandoned Lunch - Bob Dylan
    All I Want to do is Make Lunch to (for) You - Heart
    All Out of Lunch - Air Supply
    And, of course, the theme to The Lunch Boat.
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  9. 03-20-2009, 07:31 AM #9
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    Lunch Is a Many Slendored Thing !
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  10. 03-20-2009, 07:48 AM #10
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    Muskrat lunch (Is this from the Road-kill-cafe?)
    Lunch is in the air. (Couldn't keep it down I guess)
    Lunch, lunch, lunch... (This one should have been a Meatloaf song)
    Lunch me tender, lunch me sweet.. (Just stupid)
    Lunch on a two way street.... (A sidewalk cafe?)

    Now just for fun, sub the word lube for love (or lunch)
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  11. 03-20-2009, 07:53 AM #11
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    Lunch of My Life



    Lunch to Lunch You Baby


    lol !
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  12. 03-20-2009, 08:00 AM #12
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    I Will Always Lube You
    Lube Can Build a Bridge
    Can You Feel The Lube Tonight
    Lube Will Keep Us Alive - Eagles
    Lube Moves In Mysterious Ways
    Lube Shack -
    Never Knew Lube Like This Before
    When You Lube Someone
    Lube will keep us together
    All you need is lube
    Lube me tender
    You get the best of my lube.
    I'm saving all my lube for you.
    Lube don't cost a thing.
    Endless lube
    Lube makes the world go round.
    Lube gets me every time.
    Lube's been a little bit hard on me.
    Lube in an Elevator.
    Lube me, or leave me alone.
    Lube on the rocks.
    What's lube got to do with it?
    A fool in lube.
    I honestly lube you.
    I want to know what lube is.
    Let lube lead the way.
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  13. 03-20-2009, 08:10 AM #13
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    DAM I'm hungry!
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  14. 03-20-2009, 08:21 AM #14
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    Mills Brothers - You Always Hurt The One You Lube (1944)
    Perry Como - Prisoner Of Lube (1946)
    Nat King Cole - (I Lube You) For Sentimental Reasons (1947)
    Mario Lanza - Be My Lube (1951)
    Doris Day - Secret Lube (1954)
    Four Aces - Lube Is A Many Splendered Thing (1955)
    Pat Boone - April Lube (1957-1958)
    Tab Hunter - Young Lube (1957)
    Teddy Bears - To Know Him, Is To Lube Him (1958)
    Elvis Presley - A Big Hunk O' Lube (1959)
    Shirelles - Will You LubeMe Tomorrow (1961)
    Ray Charles - I Can't Stop Lubing You (1962)
    Peter and Gordon - A World Without Lube (1964)
    Supremes - Where Did Our Lube Go (1964)
    Dixie Cups - Chapel of Lube (1964)
    Supremes - Baby Lube (1964)
    Beatles - Can't Buy Me Lube (1964)
    Wayne Fontana and the Mindbenders - Game of Lube (1965)
    Righteous Brothers - You've Lost That Lubin' Feelin' (1965)
    Supremes - Stop! In The Name of Lube (1965)
    Young Rascals - Good Lubin' (1966)
    Petula Clark - My Lube! (1966)
    Supremes - You Can't Hurry Lube (1966)
    Supremes - Lube Is Here and Now You're Gone (1967)
    Lulu - To Sir with Lube (1967)
    Supremes - Lube Child (1968)
    Paul Mauriat - Lube Is Blue (1968)
    Jackson Five - The Lube You Save (1970)
    George Harrison - Give Me Lube (Give Me Peace On Earth) (1973)
    O'Jays - Lube Train (1973)
    Hamilton, Joe Frank and Reynolds - Fallin' In Lube (1975)
    Tony Orlando and Dawn - He Don't Lube You (Like I Lube You) (1975)
    Bellamy Brothers - Let Your Lube Flow (1976)
    Miracles - LubeMachine Part 1 (1976)
    Diana Ross - Lube Hangover (1976)
    Paul Simon - 50 Ways To Lube Your leaver (1976) (OK, so I messed with this one a bit)
    Paul McCartney - Silly Loube Songs (1976)
    Bee Gees - How Deep Is Your Lube (1977-1978)
    Emotions - Best Of My Lube (1977)
    Bee Gees - Lube You Inside Out (1979)
    Barbra Streisand - Woman in Lube (1980)
    Queen - Crazy Little Thing Called Lube (1980)
    Air Supply - The One That You Lube (1981)
    REO Speedwagon - Keep on Lubing You (1981)
    Billy Ocean - Caribbean Queen (No More Lube on the Run) (1984)
    Stevie Wonder - Part-Time Luber (1985)
    Huey Lewis and The News - The Power of Lube (1985)
    Bon Jovi - You Give Lube a Bad Name (1986)
    Peter Cetera - Glory of Lube (1986)
    Whitney Houston - Greatest Lube of All (1986)
    Michael Jackson - I Just Can't Stop Lubing You (1987) (Whoa!)
    Phil Collins - Groovy Kind of Lube (1988)
    New Kids On The Block - I'll Be Lubing You (Forever) (1989)
    Nelson - (Can't Live Without Your) Lube and Affection (1990)
    Taylor Dayne - Lube Will Lead You Back (1990)
    Roxette - It Must Have Been Lube (1990)
    Madonna - Justify My Lube (1990-1991)
    Michael Bolton - How Am I Supposed To Lube Without You (1990)
    Mariah Carey - Vision of Lube (1990)
    Stevie B - Because I Love You (The Postman Song) (1990)
    Janet Jackson - Lube Will Never Do (Without You) (1991)
    Wilson Phillips - You're In Lube (1991)
    Color Me Badd - All 4 Lube (1992)
    Janet Jackson - That's the Way Lube Goes (1993)
    Bryan Adams - Have You Ever Really Lube a Woman (1995)
    Celine Dion - Because You Lubed Me (1996)
    Jennifer Lopez - If You Had My Lube (1999)
    Savage Garden - I Knew I Lubed You (2000)
    Beyonce Featuring Jay-Z - Crazy In Lube (2003)
    Akon feat. Snoop Dogg - I Wanna Lube You (2006)
    Usher feat. Young Jeezy - Lube in This Club (2008)
    Ronnie Hilton - No Other Lube (1956)
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  15. 03-20-2009, 08:21 AM #15
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    Joan Jett's - I hate myself for lubing you.
    Back in my day, we had nine planets.
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  16. 03-20-2009, 09:12 AM #16
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    How 'bout Lunch in an Elevator?
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    "And if you can't be with the one you lube, honey, lube the one you're with"
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  18. 03-20-2009, 10:01 AM #18
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    A taste of your lube.

    Blinded by lube.

    This is kinda fun in a juvenile sorta way!! Great thread Swoshy.
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  19. 03-20-2009, 10:14 AM #19
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    Backdoor Lunch Affair - ZZ Top (lube is just to...hard to stomach)
    You don't know what Lunch is - Billy Holiday and others (Don Raye)
    Some Kinda Lunch (...is better than others) - Lou Reed
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  20. 03-20-2009, 11:00 AM #20
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    Really, yer just now picking up on that?

    We used to do that game when I was in the Navy way back when. Lunch for love was among them. Another fun word to substitute was the words 'pants' or 'part' for the word 'heart' - both work.

    Rod Stweart - Your In My Pants
    Bonnie Tyler - Total Eclipse Of The Part
    Ratt - Closer To My Part
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  21. 03-20-2009, 11:04 AM #21
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    Hey! Don't go messin' up my thread!

    Quote Originally Posted by GMichael
    Muskrat lunch (Is this from the Road-kill-cafe?)
    Lunch is in the air. (Couldn't keep it down I guess)
    Lunch, lunch, lunch... (This one should have been a Meatloaf song)
    Lunch me tender, lunch me sweet.. (Just stupid)
    Lunch on a two way street.... (A sidewalk cafe?)

    Now just for fun, sub the word lube for love (or lunch)
    Yeah, the lube thing is kinda funny too. We were laughing our asses off over this stoopid stuff last night.
    I call my bathroom Jim instead of John so I can tell people that I go to the Jim first thing every morning.

    If you say the word 'gullible' very slowly it sounds just like oranges.
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    My Lunch (Does it Good)
    Lunch Will Keep us Together
    Endless Lunch
    Sweet Lunch
    Silly Lunch Songs
    Lunch Child
    Tonight I Celebrate My Lunch With You
    I call my bathroom Jim instead of John so I can tell people that I go to the Jim first thing every morning.

    If you say the word 'gullible' very slowly it sounds just like oranges.
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  23. 10-22-2012, 08:25 AM #23
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    Yeah, I thought about this thread when the beer one started. Thought digging it up myself. Still funny.
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    Well, it's not substituting Love specifically, but it still works...

    Hot lunch in the city. Or, Hot lube in the city...take your pick.
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