I know it's like talking about a sonic Tsunami but I just did a redux of Ms. Simpson's sonic suicides on both Saturday Night Live and at the FedEx Orange Bowl... My God... she makes Milli Vanilli sound like the Three Tenors. My Gawd... what a debacle. I must say however that the SNL faux pax had to be an "inside job".. She musta pissed on the head of one sound tech too many and he/she decided that revenge is a dish best served "Live". So they rolled the vocal of the first tune while the band played the second. And the band, who was playing live just kept a churnin' while she twisted in the ether... priceless... simply priceless.

I guess she decided to prove us all wrong and sing live the next time she was on TV. Big mistake that was like Custer seeking out the Souix for a rematch. NOT a good idea. The cascade of boo's at the end was deafening... I hope that's the end of that tune. Fabian, New Kids on the Block and rest of the PreFabs must be laughing up their collective sleeves...

Da Worfster