Off Topic -- My living Will

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03-02-2009, 06:45 AM
MasterCylinder

Off Topic -- My living Will

I,__________________, being of sound mind and body, do not wish to be kept alive indefinitely by artificial means.

Under no circumstances should my fate be put in the hands of pinhead politicians who couldn't pass ninth grade biology if their lives depended on it, or lawyers/doctors interested in simply running up the bills.

If a reasonable amount of time passes and I fail to ask for at least one of the following:

Glass of wine
Hot Sex
Chocolate
Margarita
Martini
Cold Beer
Chocolate
Chicken fried steak
Cream gravy
Mexican food
Chocolate
French fries
Chocolate
Pizza
Any Sex
Chocolate

It should be presumed that I won't ever get better. When such a determination is reached, I hereby instruct my appointed person and attending physicians to pull the plug, reel in the tubes, let the 'fat lady sing,' and call it a day.
03-02-2009, 06:58 AM
kexodusc

Cool...can I have all your stuff?
03-02-2009, 07:01 AM
GMichael

Stick a fork in him. He's done.
03-02-2009, 08:08 AM
Auricauricle

....Hmmm, not one mention of music....Now, if he was a true audiophile...
03-04-2009, 09:23 AM
bobsticks

I wouldn't worry 'bout it. It's rumored that the new proposals for socialized health care include provisions for government officials to act as liason for invasive and life-supporting procedures...cost v. utility and all that.

By next year we'll all have crystals in our palms a la Logan's Run...see ya on the carousel.
03-04-2009, 03:37 PM
Finch Platte

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Originally Posted by bobsticks

By next year we'll all have crystals in our palms a la Logan's Run...see ya on the carousel.

And Soylent Green is people!

http://www.jimhillmedia.com/mb/image...-2.j-webpg.jpg
03-04-2009, 04:18 PM
Auricauricle

Sittin' in a chamber with Animal Planet on the tube and Ludwig on the overhead...Not a bad way to go, I reckon.
03-04-2009, 04:21 PM
Sugar Beats

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Originally Posted by Auricauricle

....Hmmm, not one mention of music....Now, if he was a true audiophile...

I know! No mention? Strange?

And only sex twice (hot sex only once!) & Chocolate 5 x's!

I thought I was the only one w/ the major chocolate craving round' here...

What about hot sex w/ some chocolate on the side? Or maybe...well somewhere else...!!! Sorry, Food was mentioned quite a bit I noticed.
The only question remaining would be what to play in the backround? Some might mention Sade... I'd have to think on it some more before I came up w/ a more definitive answer.
03-04-2009, 04:23 PM
Auricauricle

Yer...flirtin' with me...!
03-04-2009, 04:31 PM
Sugar Beats

Quote:

Originally Posted by Auricauricle

Yer...flirtin' with me...!

Can I help it? Flirtation is part of my nature....
03-04-2009, 04:42 PM
Auricauricle

Thank goshamighty I ain't a frog.
03-04-2009, 04:46 PM
Sugar Beats

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Originally Posted by Auricauricle

Thank goshamighty I ain't a frog.

Why? Didn't you know that if I kissed you, you'd turn into a handsome prince?
I don't know why that seems to happen?... it just does. Gift or curse? Not sure...

What do you think?
03-04-2009, 04:57 PM
Auricauricle

If...

But then there'd be no reason to go on, would there...? Mebbe I oughta just sit here, warts and all, and just hop around a bit....Say, got any flies on you?

Mebbe I'll croak, now.
03-05-2009, 05:30 AM
MasterCylinder

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Originally Posted by Sugar Beats

I know! No mention? Strange?

And only sex twice (hot sex only once!) & Chocolate 5 x's!

I thought I was the only one w/ the major chocolate craving round' here...

What about hot sex w/ some chocolate on the side? Or maybe...well somewhere else...!!! Sorry, Food was mentioned quite a bit I noticed.
The only question remaining would be what to play in the backround? Some might mention Sade... I'd have to think on it some more before I came up w/ a more definitive answer.

I assumed this was created by a female since chocolate is mentioned 5 times.
I also know that hot sex makes its own music................raunchy music.
03-05-2009, 06:38 AM
GMichael

Now this is getting to be my kind of thread. Anyone got pics to share?
03-05-2009, 06:59 AM
Sugar Beats

Quote:

Originally Posted by MasterCylinder

I assumed this was created by a female since chocolate is mentioned 5 times.
I also know that hot sex makes its own music................raunchy music.

Oh! MC, I thought this was your list! That makes more sense...

I guess that depends on what your definition of "raunchy music" is!
03-05-2009, 07:01 AM
Sugar Beats

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Originally Posted by GMichael

Now this is getting to be my kind of thread. Anyone got pics to share?

GM, why must pictures always be involved?! I thought I sent you enough to last you awhile anyway!!!! Jeez! You are so demanding!
03-05-2009, 07:08 AM
MasterCylinder

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Originally Posted by Sugar Beats

Oh! MC, I thought this was your list! That makes more sense...

I guess that depends on what your definition of "raunchy music" is!

It's one of those "I know it when I hear it" type of deals...........so I'd really have to show you what I mean, SB.
03-05-2009, 07:46 AM
GMichael

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Originally Posted by Sugar Beats

GM, why must pictures always be involved?! I thought I sent you enough to last you awhile anyway!!!! Jeez! You are so demanding!

I didn't mean it as a demand. Just a request. What can I say? I like to watch for awhile first.
So? Do you have any new pics?:smilewinkgrin:
03-05-2009, 11:54 AM
Sugar Beats

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Originally Posted by GMichael

I didn't mean it as a demand. Just a request. What can I say? I like to watch for awhile first.
So? Do you have any new pics?:smilewinkgrin:

Ummm. Yep. I've got some but who says I'm going to share?
03-05-2009, 11:57 AM
Sugar Beats

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Originally Posted by MasterCylinder

It's one of those "I know it when I hear it" type of deals...........so I'd really have to show you what I mean, SB.

Whoa! Hey... Does anyone else have anything to say? Or is it just me?

Quite a brazen remark, if I do say so myself!

Why Mr. MC... You may prove to be flirtatious enough to hang w/ me... we'll see.
03-05-2009, 11:59 AM
GMichael

I think you should give him a shot to prove himself.
03-05-2009, 12:02 PM
GMichael

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sugar Beats

Ummm. Yep. I've got some but who says I'm going to share?

I don't recall anyone saying that you would share anything. :ihih: But hey, how is a guy gonna find out what you're willing to share if he doesn't ask.:thumbsup:
03-05-2009, 12:11 PM
Sugar Beats

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Originally Posted by GMichael

I don't recall anyone saying that you would share anything. :ihih: But hey, how is a guy gonna find out what you're willing to share if he doesn't ask.:thumbsup:

Good point, or point well taken. Whatever...

Hey, GM, you know I've "shared" with you in the past... opps! Maybe I shouldn't have said that!

What will people think!
03-05-2009, 12:39 PM
GMichael

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sugar Beats

Good point, or point well taken. Whatever...

Hmmpff..

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sugar Beats

Hey, GM, you know I've "shared" with you in the past... opps! Maybe I shouldn't have said that!

Yes, you sure have. And shared and shared and shared. Wasn't sure if you were ever gonna stop sharin.

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Originally Posted by Sugar Beats

What will people think!

Hopefully something really dirty.

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