Music From the Heart

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  • 02-24-2010, 05:04 AM
    MasterCylinder
    Music From the Heart
    Top Ten Country Western Songs.

    10. I Hate Every Bone In Her Body But Mine.
    9. I Ain't Never Gone To Bed With an Ugly Woman But I Woke Up With A Few.
    8. If The Phone Don't Ring, You'll Know It's Me.
    7. I've Missed You, But My Aim's Improvin'.
    6. Wouldn't Take Her To A Dogfight 'Cause I'm Scared She'd Win.
    5. I'm So Miserable Without You It's Like You're Still Here.
    4. My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend And I Miss Him.
    3. She Took My Ring and Gave Me the Finger.
    2. She's Lookin' Better with Every Beer.
    And the Number One Country & Western song is...
    1. It's Hard To Kiss The Lips At Night That Chewed My Ass All Day Long!
  • 02-24-2010, 05:13 AM
    Hyfi
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by MasterCylinder
    Top Ten Country Western Songs.

    10. I Hate Every Bone In Her Body But Mine.
    9. I Ain't Never Gone To Bed With an Ugly Woman But I Woke Up With A Few.
    8. If The Phone Don't Ring, You'll Know It's Me.
    7. I've Missed You, But My Aim's Improvin'.
    6. Wouldn't Take Her To A Dogfight 'Cause I'm Scared She'd Win.
    5. I'm So Miserable Without You It's Like You're Still Here.
    4. My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend And I Miss Him.
    3. She Took My Ring and Gave Me the Finger.
    2. She's Lookin' Better with Every Beer.
    And the Number One Country & Western song is...
    1. It's Hard To Kiss The Lips At Night That Chewed My Ass All Day Long!
    Pretty funny since that is the content of most C&W tunes. You missed the one about the pickup dying and the wife marrying the dog.
  • 02-24-2010, 05:15 AM
    Luvin Da Blues
    In the same"bad song title" vein.....

    "If you wanna leave me, can I come to?" Brian Adams