I need some good jokes and here's one for you...

[Swish]

What's the hardest part about rollerblading for guys? Telling your dad you're gay.

Ok, it's your turn.

Swish

[DarrenH]

What's the difference between a golfer and a parachutist?

Golfer: *THWAK*......."SH!T!"

Parachutist: "SH!T!"..........*THWAK*

[newtrix1]

THE WORLD'S "THINNEST" BOOKS:

> > STAYING HAPPILY MARRIED by Elizabeth Taylor
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> > BEAUTY SECRETS by Janet Reno
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> > HOME BUILT AIRPLANES by John Denver
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> > DOWN HILL SKIING by Sonny Bono
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> > HOW TO GET TO THE SUPER BOWL by Dan Marino
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> > FLYING AT NIGHT by JFK, JR.
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> > THINGS I LOVE ABOUT BILL by Hillary Clinton
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> > THINGS I CAN'T AFFORD by Bill Gates
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> > MY PLAN TO FIND THE REAL KILLERS by O.J. Simpson
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> > THINGS I WOULD NOT DO FOR MONEY by Dennis Rodman
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> > THE WILD YEARS by Al Gore
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> > AMELIA EARHART'S GUIDE TO THE PACIFIC OCEAN
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> > AMERICA'S MOST POPULAR LAWYERS
> >
> > DETROIT - A TRAVEL GUIDE
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> > DR. KEVORKIAN'S COLLECTION OF MOTIVATIONAL SPEECHES
> >
> > EVERYTHING MEN KNOW ABOUT WOMEN
> >
> > EVERYTHING WOMEN KNOW ABOUT MEN
> >
> > ALL THE MEN I'VE LOVED BEFORE by Ellen DeGeneres

[Dave_G]

ha ha hah you guys crack me up.
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What's old, wrinkled, and smells like Ginger?

Fred Astair's face!

[PPG]

Bumper stickers

I wouldn't be caught dead with a necrophiliac.

Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off now.

Consciousness: that annoying time between naps.

I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.

Where there's a will, I want to be in it.

Okay, who put a "stop payment" on my reality check?

We have enough youth, how about a fountain of SMART

[Davey]

Why do men die before women?
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[Troy]

http://www.5ives.com/

[Finch Platte]

http://www.5ives.com/

Five terrible fake names for an aging bluesman


Blind “Blindie” McBlindieblind

Ohhh, too fookin' funny. Thanks fer da laffs.

fp

[hifitommy]

they would whistle all the way down!

[dld]

A man who worked for the fire department came home from work one day and told his wife, "you know, we have a wonderful system at the firehouse

Bell #1 rings and we all put our jackets on.

Bell #2 rings and we all slide down the pole

Bell #3 rings and we are on the truck and ready to go! From now on, we're going to run this house the same way."

When I say Bell #1, I want you to strip naked.....When I say Bell #2, I want you to jump into bed and when I say Bell #3, we're going to screw all night!"

The next night he came home from work and yelled
"Bell #1".The wife took off all her clothes. Bell #2. The wife jumped into
bed. Bell #3 They began screwing.

After two minutes, the wife yelled "Bell #4"

The husband asked "What the hell is this Bell #4?"

"MORE HOSE" she replied, "YOU'RE NOWHERE NEAR THE FIRE!"







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