I miss my Foreskin!

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  • 12-18-2006, 10:46 AM
    nobody
    I miss my Foreskin!
    used to have that on a bumper sticker and just thought it was in theme...
  • 12-18-2006, 03:34 PM
    JoeE SP9
    The latest medical reports say losing your foreskin cuts your chance of contracting HIV in half.:ciappa:
  • 12-18-2006, 03:52 PM
    emorphien
    It's infecting this forum now, too!
  • 12-18-2006, 04:49 PM
    TLCTugger
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by JoeE SP9
    The latest medical reports say losing your foreskin cuts your chance of contracting HIV in half

    But there are several major national health organizations that say there is no medical justification for routine circumcision.

    The insinuation that cut men are somehow immune will backfire in a huge way, I'm afraid, in terms of unsafe acts; especially in cultures where wives don't have the practical power and right to insist husbands use condoms.

    -Ron
  • 12-18-2006, 05:54 PM
    Swish
    Did you hear the one about the two 5 year old boys in the...
    ...hospital? One asks the other what he was in for, and he's says a tonsillectomy. The first kid says "that's a good one. The recovery is fast and when the surgery is over, they give you all the jell and ice cream you can eat". The second boy then asks the first what he was in for, and he replies "I'm here to be circumcised", to which he responds "That's really nasty. I had that done when I was born and couldn't walk for a year!"

    Swish
  • 12-18-2006, 10:50 PM
    3-LockBox
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Swish
    ...hospital? One asks the other what he was in for, and he's says a tonsillectomy. The first kid says "that's a good one. The recovery is fast and when the surgery is over, they give you all the jell and ice cream you can eat". The second boy then asks the first what he was in for, and he replies "I'm here to be circumcised", to which he responds "That's really nasty. I had that done when I was born and couldn't walk for a year!"

    Swish


    yikes!

    you drunk? (if you are...cool)
  • 12-19-2006, 04:57 AM
    Swish
    Nah, just a slight beer buzz.
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by 3-LockBox
    yikes!

    you drunk? (if you are...cool)

    I just know a ton of jokes and felt it was appropriate per the thread.

    Swish
  • 12-19-2006, 12:36 PM
    bobsticks
    ,,,your Foreskin was last heard from on the Audioholics board, where he developed a messianic complex and had to be given the heave-ho...
  • 12-19-2006, 01:12 PM
    GMichael
    One day, a rabbi who had done many a briss, decided that he should do something with all the extra foreskins he had left over. So he gathered them all up and brought them to a custom leather shop. He had known the owner there for years and figured he'd do something great with them. After about a week, the leather shop owner calls the Rabbi up and says to come over. As the rabbi gets there the owner flips him a wallet. The rabbi says, "is this it?" I brought you hundreds of foreskins and this is all you made? A wallet?" The owner says, "no, just rub it and it turns into a suitcase."
  • 12-19-2006, 01:21 PM
    3-LockBox
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by GMichael
    One day, a rabbi who had done many a briss, decided that he should do something with all the extra foreskins he had left over. So he gathered them all up and brought them to a custom leather shop. He had known the owner there for years and figured he'd do something great with them. After about a week, the leather shop owner calls the Rabbi up and says to come over. As the rabbi gets there the owner flips him a wallet. The rabbi says, "is this it?" I brought you hundreds of foreskins and this is all you made? A wallet?" The owner says, "no, just rub it and it turns into a suitcase."

    OK, now that's funny...
  • 12-19-2006, 01:22 PM
    3-LockBox
    How come you can have the foreskin in a title line, but not Nazi Fuktard?
  • 12-19-2006, 01:44 PM
    bobsticks
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by 3-LockBox
    How come you can have the foreskin in a title line, but not Nazi Fuktard?

    That's really becoming an issue for you, isn't it? :ihih: