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    Indifferentist Slosh's Avatar
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    Rook is akin to orgasmless sex

    I'm not hearing why this album is lavishing such praise from some of you. It's all build-up and anticipation with a dribble of a payoff, at best. Me, I like music that shoots for the headboard, so to speak.

    It's not the style that bores me per se. Here is an example of something along these same lines that does it for me (this song should be pretty well-known by a few people around here).

    Weird how some music doesn't click for me even when I know it should.

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    Originally Posted by Troy: She has that same kind of cleft-pallet, slightly retarded way of singing that so many other people find endearing.


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    Your just getting crabbier in your old age.

    Quote Originally Posted by Slosh
    I'm not hearing why this album is lavishing such praise from some of you. It's all build-up and anticipation with a dribble of a payoff, at best. Me, I like music that shoots for the headboard, so to speak.

    It's not the style that bores me per se. Here is an example of something along these same lines that does it for me (this song should be pretty well-known by a few people around here).

    Weird how some music doesn't click for me even when I know it should.

    NP:
    Who peed in your Cheerios? Did you like Palo Santo? If not, I guess the new one wouldn't be to your liking either.

    Swish - even crabbier than Slosh
    I call my bathroom Jim instead of John so I can tell people that I go to the Jim first thing every morning.

    If you say the word 'gullible' very slowly it sounds just like oranges.

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    So sorry for you. I hope you get that corrected soon. Being orgasmless must suck.
    Let the midnight special shine a light on me.

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    now you know how missus slosh feels

    bwaaaaahahahhaha!!!!!!!!!!!!

    save yer music money for some viagra

    or start listning to some real music


    np - Kenny Neal/Let Life Flow

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    Man of the People Forums Moderator bobsticks's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by Slosh
    I'm not hearing why this album is lavishing such praise from some of you. It's all build-up and anticipation with a dribble of a payoff, at best. Me, I like music that shoots for the headboard, so to speak.
    Well, sometimes you do venture 'round the bend with the changy-changy-jingle-jangley...but there's nothing wrong with "shoots for the headboard".

    It's just that this disc has a level of aural complexity married to dynamics that allows it to more closely approximate "musicality", and while "Rook" isn't designed for smokin' a J and smackin' fanny it represents a bit of a harkening for the genre---not unlike watching "Citizen Kane" on film in an old theater compared to watching it on VOD from your laptop.

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