I'm sorry its been so long since my last post. I had a little accident a while back. But first, I would like to say I am a tad remiss that some of think I'm some sort of prankster, I don't know anyone who would make up such things about themselves. None of what I said was funny anyway. But I do thank all of those who have sent me warm understanding and welcoming private messages.

I said I had an accident, well, it was an ordeal actually. My so called reinforced toilet gave way underneath me one day and I became wedged between the wall and my bathtub. I was there two or three days before anyone found me. The pizza guy noticed that the pizza slit was jammed so he called my building manager. Luckily, I was found before I starved! On the bright side, my toilet breaking was covered by my insurance, so I was able to upgrade. I finally got something I always wanted and really needed. A bidet. Does anyone out there have one of these, they are great. They are great for the environment too, as they save on paper. I also got my Hover-round in finally and now I am able to zip around my condo!

For those who asked about my pizza slit in my door, I had it made large enough to accomodate a sheet cake. Between the cake and the pizza deliveries, I don't really have any need to leave my condo. My Hover-round is fast enough to outrun the neighborhood hooligans, but I don't dare take corners too fast in it.

Anyway, I'll check into some of those suggestions, and thanks for your interest in me.