for the D Plan fans.....

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  • 12-31-2003, 01:30 PM
    -Jar-
    for the D Plan fans.....
    THE ICE OF BOSTON

    Pop open a bottle of bubbly..yeah.
    Here's to another goddamn new year.
    And outside, 2 million drunk Bostonians
    Are getting ready to sing "Auld Lang Syne" out of tune.
    I sit there in my easy chair, looking at the clouds, orange with celebration
    And I wonder if you're out there.

    Hey! The ice of Boston is muddy
    And reflects no light, in day or night
    And I slip on it every time

    Pop open a third bottle of bubbly
    Yeah, and I take that bottle of champagne
    Go into the kitchen, stand in front of the kitchen window
    And I take all my clothes off, take that bottle of champagne
    And I pour it on my head, feel it cascade through my hair
    And across my chest, and the phone rings.
    And it's my mother.
    And she says "HI HONEY HOW'S BOSTON?"
    And I stand there, all alone on New Year's Eve
    Buck naked, drenched in champagne, looking at a bunch of strangers
    Uh, looking at them, looking at me, looking at them, and I say:
    "Oh, I'm fine Mom! how's Washington?"

    Hey! The ice of Boston is muddy
    And reflects no light, in day or night
    And I slip on it every time
    Hey! The ice of Boston is muddy
    And reflects no light, in day or night
    And I slip on it every time, time, time, time, yeah!

    So I guess the party line is I followed you up here.
    Well, I don't know about that.
    Mainly because knowing about that would involve knowing some pathetic, ridiculous, and absolutely true things about myself that I'd rather not admit to right now.
    Woke up at 3 A.M. with the radio on, that Gladys Knight and the Pips song on
    About how she'd rather live in his world with him
    Than live in her own world alone
    And I lay there, head spinning, trying to fall asleep
    And I thought to myself: "Oh, Gladys, girl, I love you but, oh! get a life!"

    Hey! The ice of Boston is muddy
    And reflects no light, in day or night
    And I slip on it every time
    Hey! The ice of Boston is muddy
    And reflects no light, in day or night
    And I slip on it every time
  • 12-31-2003, 01:40 PM
    Swish
    Hey, aren't they "dismembered"?
    Yeah, I know, I used that a long time ago and it wasn't very funny then either.

    Swish