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  1. 05-08-2012, 08:42 AM #1
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    Talking The bacon thread



    I was just riding the bike around the other day and had a brilliant thought pertaining to everyone's favorite meat, BACON!

    What bands/songs can you manipulate so they'll be about bacon?

    Couple I've thought of:

    Billy Ray Cyrus- Achin' Bacon Heart
    XTC- Bacon Plans For Nigel
    Whiskeytown's Bacon, Georgia, County Line

    And bonus points if the band's name is food-related, i.e.: Judas Grease- Bacon The Law, or Bachman Turner Overeasy- Bacon Care Of Business

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  2. 05-08-2012, 08:57 AM #2
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    You're a kook!

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    You should check the strap tension on your helmet..

    Aerosmith -Bacon the saddle again
    Bacon Sabbath -Iron Pan
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    Quote Originally Posted by richmon View Post
    You should check the strap tension on your helmet..
    LMAO!

    I needed that.
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  6. 05-08-2012, 01:00 PM #6
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    Quote Originally Posted by richmon View Post
    You should check the strap tension on your helmet..

    Aerosmith -Bacon the saddle again
    Bacon Sabbath -Iron Pan
    Helmet? What helmet?
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    Elton Johnnycakes & Kiki Dee: Don't Go Bacon My Heart
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr MidFi View Post
    Rush -- Red Pancetta
    snork...coffee...on...keyboard...
    So, I broke into the palace
    With a sponge and a rusty spanner
    She said : "Eh, I know you, and you cannot sing"
    I said : "That's nothing - you should hear me play piano"
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    Quote Originally Posted by bobsticks View Post
    snork...coffee...on...keyboard...
    My apologies. I couldn't resist.
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  10. 05-09-2012, 08:31 AM #10
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    Bad Company- Feel like Bacon Love
    Steely Dan- Baconhotdogs (won't you take me by the hand...)
    Meltin' John- Don't Go Bacon My Heart
    Willie Nelson- Bacon on Water
    Pop Sizzler- Bacon Thunderbirds

    and who could forget timeless classics like...

    Elvis Presley- Whole Lotta Bacon Goin' On




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    And you, sir, need more bacon in your life.

    "...and I'll be there. Fryin' in your pan. Draped across your china. Baconhotdogs."
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    Queen - Bacon on a Sunday afternoon.
    Squeeze - Bacon I'm Yours
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    It's Kiki D

    Quote Originally Posted by noddin0ff View Post
    Elton Johnnycakes & Kiki Dee: Don't Go Bacon My Heart
    Heard a couple of knuckle-heads on the radio saying they couldn't find info about her, but they were spelling it Dee and that's incorrect. Just sayin'.
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    I'll play, although this is pretty lame if you ask me.

    Steely Dan - Bacon Blues
    I call my bathroom Jim instead of John so I can tell people that I go to the Jim first thing every morning.

    If you say the word 'gullible' very slowly it sounds just like oranges.
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    Quote Originally Posted by GMichael View Post
    You people need help.
    And 20 minutes on a thread mill

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    Quote Originally Posted by Swish View Post
    Heard a couple of knuckle-heads on the radio saying they couldn't find info about her, but they were spelling it Dee and that's incorrect. Just sayin'.
    But...but... wikipedia...

    Kiki Dee - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

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  18. 05-17-2012, 03:26 PM #18
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    Man, you guys sputtered out quick.

    How about Eddie Money's Bacon?

    Rosanna's daddy had a car she loved to drive
    Stole the keys one night and took me for a ride
    Turned up the music just as loud as it could go
    Blew out the speakers in her daddy's radio

    She was bacon (oh oh oh oh oh)
    Snappin' her fingers (oh oh oh oh oh)
    She was movin' round and round
    That girl was bacon!

    We started drinkin' had to take it straight
    She was doin' 80 and she slammed on the brakes
    Got so high we had to pull to the side
    We did some bacon til the middle of the night

    Bacon (oh oh oh oh oh)
    Snappin' her fingers (oh oh oh oh oh)
    She was up and down and round and round
    Bacon
    Bacon (oh oh oh ) (oh oh oh oh) (oh oh oh) (oh oh oh )

    Chorus

    I got a little nervous, when she took her coat off
    She looked so pretty Ahh yeah
    I'm always talkin' baby talkin' too much
    I love that little girl and I just can't get enough
    It takes a lonely night with nowhere to go
    Just call Rosanna, it's a hell of a show

    Chorus (2)

    Ba ba ba ba ba she was bacon (4)



    You know, it's a crime some of these aren't commercials for Oscar Meyer, especially Feel Like Bacon Love.
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  19. 05-23-2012, 03:34 AM #19
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    Oh crap! I had it backward!

    Quote Originally Posted by noddin0ff View Post
    But...but... wikipedia...

    Kiki Dee - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

    They were looking her up under the letter 'D' without the 'ee'. My bad!
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    Ya know, Finch, this is sort of a ripoff of my thread from many...

    ...moons ago where I suggested you replace the word 'love' in a song title with 'lunch'. We got a good bunch of funny titles;

    Lunch in the Afternoon

    All You Need is Lunch

    Feel Like Makin' Lunch

    Lunch is All You Need

    Lunch in an Elevator

    I feel like makin'...
    I call my bathroom Jim instead of John so I can tell people that I go to the Jim first thing every morning.

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  21. 05-23-2012, 05:32 AM #21
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    I see a trend developing and, as usual, the answers can be found in the Jackson 5 catalog:

    Lunch Is The Thing You Need

    It All Bacon And Ends With Love

    Lettuce Have A Party

    Tomato Young

    Mayo Tomorrow

    and culminating with the noontime classic: BLT...Easy As 1,2,3...
    So, I broke into the palace
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