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    I call my bathroom Jim instead of John so I can tell people that I go to the Jim first thing every morning.

    If you say the word 'gullible' very slowly it sounds just like oranges.

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    I've got the 12-inch dance remix by Kraftwerk.
    So, I broke into the palace
    With a sponge and a rusty spanner
    She said : "Eh, I know you, and you cannot sing"
    I said : "That's nothing - you should hear me play piano"

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    Oooofta.....I was wunnrin', what that metal thing on my wife's dresser was fer....

    (What's with the uniform honey? Honey? Is that a whip? Shee...Put it down! Put it down, I say! Hey....OUCH! Aughhhh!!")
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    Quote Originally Posted by bobsticks
    I've got the 12-inch dance remix by Kraftwerk.
    Hey, mine was only 11.5". WTF?

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    It's not the size, Finchie!
    "The great tragedy of science--the slaying of a beautiful hypothesis by an ugly fact."--T. Huxley

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    Quote Originally Posted by Auricauricle
    It's not the size, Finchie!
    That's what all the guys with small discs say.
    So, I broke into the palace
    With a sponge and a rusty spanner
    She said : "Eh, I know you, and you cannot sing"
    I said : "That's nothing - you should hear me play piano"

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    Too many jokes, got to control myself....

    Quote Originally Posted by bobsticks
    I've got the 12-inch dance remix by Kraftwerk.
    Kraftwerk?!? somehow that doesn't sound like your scene - or did you do some pop-locking back in the day too?

    Quote Originally Posted by Finch Platte
    Hey, mine was only 11.5". WTF?
    I think he was referring to the diameter of an LP, not the circumference of a CD.

    Quote Originally Posted by bobsticks
    That's what all the guys with small discs say.
    So how long will it take for someone to come back with some disks are thicker than others line....

    Quote Originally Posted by Auricauricle
    Oooofta.....I was wunnrin', what that metal thing on my wife's dresser was fer....
    We don't want to know what else needs to be kept at a right angle in that bedroom, Auric. And we don't want to hear about the discipline measures for non-conforming, or whether German shepherds are involved, either.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bobsticks
    That's what all the guys with small discs say.
    Who told you about my minidisc....(Eeep!)

    Quote Originally Posted by nightflier
    We don't want to know what else needs to be kept at a right angle in that bedroom, Auric. And we don't want to hear about the discipline measures for non-conforming, or whether German shepherds are involved, either
    Um, er...I...just...don't know how to respond to that....
    "The great tragedy of science--the slaying of a beautiful hypothesis by an ugly fact."--T. Huxley

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