I know have visions of thousands of middle aged, women with big hair bouncing their cellulite riddled bums up and down in unison... and in response to this "vision" I now have hysterical blindness.
My God man, have you no shame... at long last have you no shame...
Da Worfster
:D
07-25-2004, 07:28 AM
Swish
3 of Rock's Biggest Artists?
I wouldn't cruise around the block with those knuckleheads.
It can't be that bad. Think of the fun you could have luring them over to the railing of the ship by pretending to want an autograph and then tossing them over without a life jacket!
Or, maybe you could go scuba diving with them and sneak some raw meat into their shorts to lure the sharks in.
You could replace their sunscreen with plain old moisturizer and invite them to join you by the pool for an afternoon of sun and beverages.
Be creative. There's lots of ways to have fun on such cruise!
07-25-2004, 01:07 PM
BarryL
Who ya kidding. This is perects for you and hubby. And think of all the autographs you could get!
07-27-2004, 06:43 AM
mad rhetorik
Stuff like this makes me pray for a hurricane.
07-27-2004, 08:43 AM
-Jar-
Quote:
Originally Posted by mad rhetorik
Stuff like this makes me pray for a hurricane.
don't tell me you don't sing along to "Don't Stop Believin'"
YUSTA SMALL TOWN GAHHL
LIVIN' IN A LONELY WORRRLLD
SHE TOOK THE MIDNITE TRAIN GOIN' AN-EEEEE-WHEAAAAAHH
YUSTA CITY BOY
BORN-N-RAISED IN SOUTH DETROIIIIT
HE TOOK THE MIDNITE TRAIN GOIN' AN-EEEE-WHEAAAAHHHH
just this past Saturday the Outlet mall the sweet voice of Steve Perry fell down from the ceiling like cobwebs and dust bunnies that get blown out of the a/c after not being turned on all winter...