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    Worse Joke....

    Worse joke coming out.... I cannot stop it!!!!!

    The bird hunter

    A guy goes hunting. He leans his gun against a tree. Just then, a gust of wind blows, the gun falls over and discharges, shooting himself in the genitals.

    Several hours later, lying in a hospital bed, he was approached by his doctor.

    "Well sir, I have some good news and some bad news.

    The good news is that you are going to be OK. The damage was local to your groin, but there was very little internal damage and we were able to remove all of the buckshot."

    "What's the bad news?" asked the hunter.

    "The bad news is that there was some pretty extensive buckshot damage done to your penis which left quite a few holes in it. I'm going to have to refer you to my sister."

    "Well I guess that isn't too bad," the hunter replied. "Is your sister a plastic surgeon?"

    Not exactly," answered the doctor. "She's a flute player in the Charleston Symphony Orchestra. She's going to teach you where to put your fingers so you don't piss in your eye."

    Worf

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    That must have been a serious gust of wind!

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    Ok, I've heard of physical therapy and music therapy, but skin flute therapy? Insurance won't pay for that, will it? Whattabout the RNC? (Hey, hey . . .calm down. "Obamacare" was too obvious.)

    Is she first chair?

    Can't wait for her solo.

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    I'm in the wrong thread.
    WARNING! - The Surgeon General has determined that, time spent listening to music is not deducted from one's lifespan.

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