Forget the Air Martials...

[Chris]

Why not just have all passengers fly naked?

Or just handcuff all passengers for the duration of the flight. If they have to go to the bathroom, they can be escorted at gun point!

Or maybe, force all passengers to wear an electronic collar, in which the pilot has a remote control "zapper".

And force any airline that allows a bomb to be carried on to their plane to be put out of business the next day.

That'll fix the problem.

[JSE]

"Why not just have all passengers fly naked? "

Cause I don't want the big greeeeeesy guy or gal who takes up 3 seats and only bought one, smashed up against me. Oooooooooooo! If this happens, all passengers should be required to keep the tray in DOWN position at all times. Know wha-I-mean?

JSE

[Chris]

Oooooooooooo! If this happens, all passengers should be required to keep the tray in DOWN position at all times. Know wha-I-mean?

JSE

Oh my god!!!! That was good. That reminds me of a new show I just watched last night called "Airlines" (or something like that)... it's damn funny.