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  1. 02-05-2009, 11:25 AM #1
    GMichael
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    Timing is everything?

    You are on the bus when you suddenly realize ... you need to fart. The music is really loud, so you time your farts with the beat. After a couple of songs, you start to feel better as you approach your stop. As you are leaving the bus, people are really staring you down, and that`s when you remember: you`ve been listening to your ipod.
    WARNING! - The Surgeon General has determined that, time spent listening to music is not deducted from one's lifespan.
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    Quote Originally Posted by GMichael
    You are on the bus when you suddenly realize ... you need to fart. The music is really loud, so you time your farts with the beat. After a couple of songs, you start to feel better as you approach your stop. As you are leaving the bus, people are really staring you down, and that`s when you remember: you`ve been listening to your ipod.

    And I'm the one who always gets grief for "gas"?

    Whatever!
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    Quote Originally Posted by JSE
    And I'm the one who always gets grief for "gas"?

    Whatever!
    Maybe you should take off that headset.
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