This story is so funny:

The Saudi Airlines jet was en route from the western Red Sea port of Jeddah to Paris when first class passengers noticed smoke coming out of the cockpit.

Alarmed by smoke billowing from the cockpit, passengers on a Saudi flight shouted to the stewardess and asked her if there is anything wrong with the aircraft. Though embarrassed, she told them the captain was smoking.

“When they yelled to the stewardess and told her about the smoke, she simply replied that the captain was smoking and that she could not do anything about it,” the Saudi Arabic language daily said on Saturday.
May be captain should have opened a window in the cockpit