Shock! Horror! Confusion!

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  • 11-07-2006, 02:44 PM
    JSE
    Shock! Horror! Confusion!
    http://www.tmz.com/2006/11/07/britne...s-for-divorce/

    Let's all have a moment of silence.

    JSE
  • 11-07-2006, 02:52 PM
    GMichael
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by JSE
    http://www.tmz.com/2006/11/07/britne...s-for-divorce/

    Let's all have a moment of silence.

    JSE

    Does this mean that she'll be all over the airwaves again? Couldn't you just poke my eyes out with hot pokers?
  • 11-07-2006, 03:12 PM
    KaiWinters
    Damn I thought this one would last.
  • 11-07-2006, 05:14 PM
    topspeed
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by GMichael
    Does this mean that she'll be all over the airwaves again? Couldn't you just poke my eyes out with hot pokers?

    You mean your ears, right Mike?

    http://www.bigdandbubba.com/images/b...y%20spears.jpg
    http://www.truearchive.com/gallery/d...rs_hq_0021.jpg
  • 11-07-2006, 07:20 PM
    ForeverAutumn
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by topspeed
    You mean your ears, right Mike?

    Oh, c'mon. She's had two kids! No way she still looks like that.

    Sorry to burst your bubble. :devil:
  • 11-08-2006, 06:47 AM
    GMichael
    Quote:
    OK, OK, maybe a completely different kind of poking.
  • 11-08-2006, 08:03 AM
    basite
    let us just hope that she will not 'sing' again, then we're doomed.
  • 11-08-2006, 08:06 AM
    JohnMichael
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by ForeverAutumn
    Oh, c'mon. She's had two kids! No way she still looks like that.

    Sorry to burst your bubble. :devil:



    If she still looks like that in photographs you know some digital processing has been done.
  • 11-08-2006, 09:35 AM
    Dusty Chalk
    Oh, boy. My chances with her just went up from negative infinity to negative infinity...plus a little bit.

    That said, I'm not sure I'd want to "do" the current "white-trash" Britney.
  • 11-08-2006, 12:25 PM
    basite
    dusty, don't mind spears, there are far more interesting and better looking ladies out there.
  • 11-08-2006, 12:46 PM
    ForeverAutumn
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by JohnMichael
    If she still looks like that in photographs you know some digital processing has been done.

    Watch this video. It's very enlightening.

    http://www.campaignforrealbeauty.ca/bblank.asp?id=6895
  • 11-08-2006, 01:04 PM
    GMichael
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by ForeverAutumn
    Watch this video. It's very enlightening.

    http://www.campaignforrealbeauty.ca/bblank.asp?id=6895

    I see nothing.
  • 11-08-2006, 02:10 PM
    ForeverAutumn
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by GMichael
    I see nothing.

    You need to have Flash Media Player on your computer. If you don't have it, you can download it here.

    http://www.adobe.com/shockwave/downl...ShockwaveFlash
  • 11-08-2006, 04:42 PM
    topspeed
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by ForeverAutumn
    Oh, c'mon. She's had two kids! No way she still looks like that.

    Sorry to burst your bubble. :devil:

    Here she is on Letterman two days ago.
    http://perezhilton.com/newbritt3333.jpg
    http://perezhilton.com/newwwbrit22.jpg
    http://perezhilton.com/newwwbrit1.jpg

    Consider my bubble completely intact. :D

    Wait 'till her personal trainer, dietecian, and possibly Dr. Beverly Hills get done with her for her (unfortunately) inevitable return to the spotlight. She'll be hot again, watch.
















    'course, she still can't sing worth a damn.
  • 11-08-2006, 05:13 PM
    paul_pci
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by ForeverAutumn
    Watch this video. It's very enlightening.

    http://www.campaignforrealbeauty.ca/bblank.asp?id=6895

    Wow, that was cool.
  • 11-09-2006, 04:54 AM
    Dusty Chalk
    K-Fed is hereafter to be referred to as Fed-eX.
  • 11-09-2006, 05:19 AM
    bobsticks
    In a divorce of this nature, who gets the trailer?
  • 11-09-2006, 05:39 AM
    ForeverAutumn
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Dusty Chalk
    K-Fed is hereafter to be referred to as Fed-eX.

    I didn't think that it could happen, but...that's worse than Bennifer. :rolleyes:

    (although I'm secretly laughing inside)
  • 11-11-2006, 01:46 AM
    Justlisten2
    I got next!!
    :cornut: :ihih: :16: