My Grandpa who is 95 yrs. old in Michigan sometimes sends me funny or cute stories that amused him. Here are a few I got today...hope they make you smile. Have a good day!


Before the shopper could pay for her groceries w/ a personal check, the checker needed her address. "What's your street name?" the checker asked.
"I don't have a street name," replied the customer, "I just go by Juanita."

A teenager, who'd been in a drug rehab, came before a judge. He told the court how he was gradually overcoming his addiction. The judge was impressed. "Well done," he said. "Let's hope you end the year on a real high."

A Navy recruiter was addressing his younger audience and doing it on terms they could understand. At one point, he asked the group, "Anyone play the video game US Navy Seals?"
"I have," said one teen.
"Have you gotten to the level with the bridge yet?"
"Yes."
The audience leaned forward, anticipating a story similar to that of the video game...
The recruiter looked at the young man and asked,
"How do you beat that level?"

Driving around in a parking garage looking for a spot a man could find nothing, no available space. He spotted a couple walking up ahead and pulled closer, "Going out?" He called to them.
"No," said the man, "Just friends."