• 05-01-2004, 06:50 PM
    terence
    Read this it could change your life
    READING THIS COULD CHANGE YOUR LIFE!!!!

    --------------------------------------------------------------------------------


    I'd been looking for ways to raise money .I found text similar to this
    posted in another group and thought I'd try it..When I read this I was
    very skeptical, but desperate-- I invested EXACTLY $7.92 ... six $1.00
    bills and six 32 cent postage stamps ... and boy am I glad I did!!! I
    then waited to watch the money come in, prepared to maybe receive
    about $1,000 to $1,500 in cash or so. But what a welcome surprise when
    those envelopes kept coming in!!! : So, how much did I get in total
    return? $1000? $5000? Not even!!! I received a total of $17,542!!! I
    couldn't believe it!! !! Now after almost six months, I am ready to do
    it again!!! I can finnaly pay off my debts!

    Here is the original post:

    *****A little while back, I was browsing through a newsgroups, just
    like you are now, and came across an article similar to this that said
    you could make thousands of dollars within weeks with only an initial
    investment of $6.00! So I thought, "Yeah right, this must be a scam",
    but like most of us, I was curious, so I kept reading. Anyway, it said
    that you need to send $1.00 to each of the 6 names and address stated
    in the article. So after thinking it over, and talking to a few people
    first, I thought about trying it. I figured: "what have I got to lose
    except 6 stamps and $6.00, right?" Then I invested the measly $6.00.
    Well GUESS WHAT!!... within 7 days, I started getting money in the
    mail! I was shocked! I figured it would end soon, but the money just
    kept coming in. In my first week, I made about $20 . By the end of the
    second week I had made a total of over $1,000 ! In the third week I
    had over $15,000 and it's still growing.****

    --Let me tell you how this works and most importantly, why it
    works.... Read this entire message carefully! (PRINT IT OR DOWNLOAD
    IT) I promise you that if you follow the directions exactly, that you
    will start making more money than you thought possible by doing
    something so easy!
    IMPORTANT: This is not a rip-off; it is not indecent; it is not
    illegal; and it is virtually no risk - it really works!!!! If all of
    the following instructions are adhered to, you will receive
    extraordinary dividends.
    Here are the 3 easy steps to success:

    STEP 1:
    Get 6 separate pieces of paper and write the following on each piece
    of paper "PLEASE PUT ME ON YOUR MAILING LIST." Now get 6 US $1.00
    bills and place ONE inside EACH of the 6 pieces of paper so the bill
    will not be seen through the envelope . (Also, it might be a good idea
    to wrap the $1 bill in dark paper to prevent thievery). Next, place
    one paper in each of the 6 envelopes and seal them. You should now
    have 6 sealed envelopes, each with a piece of paper stating the phrase
    "PLEASE PUT ME ON YOUR MAILING LIST.", your name and address, and a
    $1.00 bill. What you are doing is creating a service. THIS IS
    ABSOLUTELY LEGAL! You are requesting a legitimate service and you are
    paying for it! Like most of us I was a little skeptical and a little
    worried about the legal aspects of it all. So I checked it out with
    the U.S. Post Office (1-800-725-2161) and they confirmed that it is
    indeed legal! Mail the 6 envelopes to the following addresses:

    #1)Jagadeesh B.C. ,101 MONTFORD CT APT.102 , VIRGINIA BEACH VA 23452-1716
    USA

    #2) Gerardo Ixta 1806 Avondale ,Waco TEXAS 76707, USA

    #3)Jay Jarrett . 81 Palmerston. Crescent Palmers .Green London
    N134NG ENGLAND

    #4) Sarah Kay
    3066 Rushbrooke
    Verdun Quebec H4G1S6
    CANADA

    #5) Alfonso Fernandez Martinez
    Explorador Andres 6 / 12
    Valencia/Valencia/SPAIN DP:46022

    #6) Mario Strimenopoulos
    1344 Hennessy
    Laval, Quebec
    H7W 4N2
    Canada

    REMEMBER TO PUT ENOUGH STAMPS ON YOUR ENVELOPES!!!!

    STEP 2: Now take the #1 name off the list that you see above, move the
    other names up (6 becomes 5, 5 becomes 4, etc...) and add YOUR Name as
    number 6 on the list.

    STEP 3: Change anything you need to, but try to keep this article as
    close to original as possible. Now, post your amended article to at
    least 200 newsgroups-like this one. (I think there are close to
    2.4million groups) All you need is 200, but remember, the more you
    post, the more money you make! This is perfectly legal! If you have
    any doubts, refer to Title 18 Sec. 1302 & 1341 of the Postal lottery
    laws. Keep a copy of these steps for yourself and, whenever you need
    money, you can use it again, and again.
    **PLEASE REMEMBER: that this program remains successful because of the
    honesty and integrity of the participants and by their carefully
    adhering to the directions. Look at it this way. If you are of
    integrity, the program will continue and the money that so many others
    have received will come your way.
    **NOTE: You may want to retain every name and address sent to you,
    either on a computer or hard copy and keep the notes people send you.
    This VERIFIES that you are truly providing a service So, as each post
    is downloaded and the directions carefully followed, six members will
    be reimbursed for their participation as a List Developer with one
    dollar each. Your name will move up the list geometrically so that
    when your name reaches the #1 position you will be receiving thousands
    of dollars in CASH!!!
    **DIRECTIONS ----- FOR HOW TO POST TO NEWSGROUPS------------
    Step: 1)You do not need to re-type this entire letter to do your own
    posting.Simply put your cursor at the beginning of this letter and
    drag your cursor to the bottom of this document, and select 'copy'
    from the edit menu. This will copy the entire letter into the
    computer's memory.
    ....... 2)Open a blank 'notepad' file and place your cursor at the top
    of the blank page. From the 'edit' menu select 'paste'. This will
    paste a copy of the letter into notepad so that you can add your name
    to the list.
    ........3)Save your new notepad file as a .txt file. If you want to do
    your postings in different settings, you'll always have this file to
    go back to.
    .......4)Use Netscape or Internet explorer and try searching for
    various newsgroups (on-line forums, message boards, chat sites,
    discussions.)
    .......5)Visit these message boards and post this article as a new
    message by highlighting the text of this letter and selecting paste
    from the edit menu. Fill in the Subject, this will be the header that
    everyone sees as they scroll through the list of postings in a
    particular group, click the post message button.You're done with your
    first one!Congratulations..THAT'S IT!
    All you have to do is jump to different newsgroups and post away,
    after you get the hang of it, it will take about 30 seconds for each
    newsgroup!
    **REMEMBER, THE MORE NEWSGROUPS YOU POST IN, THE MORE MONEY YOU WILL
    MAKE!! BUT YOU HAVE TO POST A MINIMUM OF 200**
    That's it! You will begin receiving money from around the world within
    days! You may eventually want to rent a P.O.Box due to the large
    amount of mail you will receive. If you wish to stay anonymous, you
    can invent a name to use, as long as the postman will deliver it.
    **JUST MAKE SURE ALL THE ADDRESSES ARE CORRECT.**
    **Now the WHY part:
    Out of 200 postings, say I receive only 5 replies (a very low
    example). So then I made $5.00 with my name at #6 on the letter. Now,
    each of the 5 persons who just sent me $1.00 make the MINIMUM 200
    postings, each with my name at #5 and only 5 persons respond to each
    of the original 5, that is another $25.00 for me, now those 25 each
    make 200 MINIMUM posts with my name at #4 and only 5 replies each, I
    will bring in an additional $125 ! Now, those 125 persons turn around
    and post the MINIMUM 200 with my name at #3 and only receive 5 replies
    each, I will make an additional $626 ! OK, now here is the fun part,
    each of those 625 persons post a MINIMUM 200 letters with my name at
    #2 and they each only receive 5 replies, that just made me $3,125 !!!
    Those 3,125 persons will all deliver this message to 200 newsgroups
    with my name at #1 and if still ONLY 5 persons per 200 newsgroups
    react I will receive $15,625 ! With an original investment of only
    $6.00! AMAZING! When your name is no longer on the list, you just take
    the latest posting in the newsgroups, and send out another $6.00 to
    names on the list, putting your name at number 6 again. And start
    posting again.

    ** By the way, if you try to deceive people by posting the messages
    with your name in the list and not sending
    the CASH to the rest of the people already on the list, you will NOT
    get as much.i know someone who did this and he only made about
    $150.00, and that's after seven or eight weeks! Then he
    sent the 6 $1.00 bills, people added him to their lists, and in 4-5
    weeks he had over $5.000.
    This is the fairest and most honest way I have ever seen to share the
    wealth of the world without costing
    anything but our time!!! You also may want to buy mailing and e-mail
    lists for future CASH.
    Make sure you print this article out RIGHT NOW! Also, try to keep a
    list of everyone that sends you CASH and
    always keep an eye on the newsgroups to make sure everyone is playing
    fairly. Remember, HONESTY IS THE
    BEST POLICY. You don't need to cheat the basic idea to make the CASH!!

    **The thing to remember is: do you realize that thousands of people
    all over the world are joining the internet and reading these articles
    everyday?, JUST LIKE YOU are now!! So, can you afford $6.00 and see if
    it really works?? I think so...
    Remember, play FAIRLY and HONESTLY and this will really work. GOOD
    LUCK!!!
  • 05-01-2004, 07:54 PM
    JSE
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by terence
    READING THIS COULD CHANGE YOUR LIFE!!!!

    --------------------------------------------------------------------------------


    I'd been looking for ways to raise money .I found text similar to this
    posted in another group and thought I'd try it..When I read this I was
    very skeptical, but desperate-- I invested EXACTLY $7.92 ... six $1.00
    bills and six 32 cent postage stamps ... and boy am I glad I did!!! I
    then waited to watch the money come in, prepared to maybe receive
    about $1,000 to $1,500 in cash or so. But what a welcome surprise when
    those envelopes kept coming in!!! : So, how much did I get in total
    return? $1000? $5000? Not even!!! I received a total of $17,542!!! I
    couldn't believe it!! !! Now after almost six months, I am ready to do
    it again!!! I can finnaly pay off my debts!

    Here is the original post:

    *****A little while back, I was browsing through a newsgroups, just
    like you are now, and came across an article similar to this that said
    you could make thousands of dollars within weeks with only an initial
    investment of $6.00! So I thought, "Yeah right, this must be a scam",
    but like most of us, I was curious, so I kept reading. Anyway, it said
    that you need to send $1.00 to each of the 6 names and address stated
    in the article. So after thinking it over, and talking to a few people
    first, I thought about trying it. I figured: "what have I got to lose
    except 6 stamps and $6.00, right?" Then I invested the measly $6.00.
    Well GUESS WHAT!!... within 7 days, I started getting money in the
    mail! I was shocked! I figured it would end soon, but the money just
    kept coming in. In my first week, I made about $20 . By the end of the
    second week I had made a total of over $1,000 ! In the third week I
    had over $15,000 and it's still growing.****

    --Let me tell you how this works and most importantly, why it
    works.... Read this entire message carefully! (PRINT IT OR DOWNLOAD
    IT) I promise you that if you follow the directions exactly, that you
    will start making more money than you thought possible by doing
    something so easy!
    IMPORTANT: This is not a rip-off; it is not indecent; it is not
    illegal; and it is virtually no risk - it really works!!!! If all of
    the following instructions are adhered to, you will receive
    extraordinary dividends.
    Here are the 3 easy steps to success:

    STEP 1:
    Get 6 separate pieces of paper and write the following on each piece
    of paper "PLEASE PUT ME ON YOUR MAILING LIST." Now get 6 US $1.00
    bills and place ONE inside EACH of the 6 pieces of paper so the bill
    will not be seen through the envelope . (Also, it might be a good idea
    to wrap the $1 bill in dark paper to prevent thievery). Next, place
    one paper in each of the 6 envelopes and seal them. You should now
    have 6 sealed envelopes, each with a piece of paper stating the phrase
    "PLEASE PUT ME ON YOUR MAILING LIST.", your name and address, and a
    $1.00 bill. What you are doing is creating a service. THIS IS
    ABSOLUTELY LEGAL! You are requesting a legitimate service and you are
    paying for it! Like most of us I was a little skeptical and a little
    worried about the legal aspects of it all. So I checked it out with
    the U.S. Post Office (1-800-725-2161) and they confirmed that it is
    indeed legal! Mail the 6 envelopes to the following addresses:

    #1)Jagadeesh B.C. ,101 MONTFORD CT APT.102 , VIRGINIA BEACH VA 23452-1716
    USA

    #2) Gerardo Ixta 1806 Avondale ,Waco TEXAS 76707, USA

    #3)Jay Jarrett . 81 Palmerston. Crescent Palmers .Green London
    N134NG ENGLAND

    #4) Sarah Kay
    3066 Rushbrooke
    Verdun Quebec H4G1S6
    CANADA

    #5) Alfonso Fernandez Martinez
    Explorador Andres 6 / 12
    Valencia/Valencia/SPAIN DP:46022

    #6) Mario Strimenopoulos
    1344 Hennessy
    Laval, Quebec
    H7W 4N2
    Canada

    REMEMBER TO PUT ENOUGH STAMPS ON YOUR ENVELOPES!!!!

    STEP 2: Now take the #1 name off the list that you see above, move the
    other names up (6 becomes 5, 5 becomes 4, etc...) and add YOUR Name as
    number 6 on the list.

    STEP 3: Change anything you need to, but try to keep this article as
    close to original as possible. Now, post your amended article to at
    least 200 newsgroups-like this one. (I think there are close to
    2.4million groups) All you need is 200, but remember, the more you
    post, the more money you make! This is perfectly legal! If you have
    any doubts, refer to Title 18 Sec. 1302 & 1341 of the Postal lottery
    laws. Keep a copy of these steps for yourself and, whenever you need
    money, you can use it again, and again.
    **PLEASE REMEMBER: that this program remains successful because of the
    honesty and integrity of the participants and by their carefully
    adhering to the directions. Look at it this way. If you are of
    integrity, the program will continue and the money that so many others
    have received will come your way.
    **NOTE: You may want to retain every name and address sent to you,
    either on a computer or hard copy and keep the notes people send you.
    This VERIFIES that you are truly providing a service So, as each post
    is downloaded and the directions carefully followed, six members will
    be reimbursed for their participation as a List Developer with one
    dollar each. Your name will move up the list geometrically so that
    when your name reaches the #1 position you will be receiving thousands
    of dollars in CASH!!!
    **DIRECTIONS ----- FOR HOW TO POST TO NEWSGROUPS------------
    Step: 1)You do not need to re-type this entire letter to do your own
    posting.Simply put your cursor at the beginning of this letter and
    drag your cursor to the bottom of this document, and select 'copy'
    from the edit menu. This will copy the entire letter into the
    computer's memory.
    ....... 2)Open a blank 'notepad' file and place your cursor at the top
    of the blank page. From the 'edit' menu select 'paste'. This will
    paste a copy of the letter into notepad so that you can add your name
    to the list.
    ........3)Save your new notepad file as a .txt file. If you want to do
    your postings in different settings, you'll always have this file to
    go back to.
    .......4)Use Netscape or Internet explorer and try searching for
    various newsgroups (on-line forums, message boards, chat sites,
    discussions.)
    .......5)Visit these message boards and post this article as a new
    message by highlighting the text of this letter and selecting paste
    from the edit menu. Fill in the Subject, this will be the header that
    everyone sees as they scroll through the list of postings in a
    particular group, click the post message button.You're done with your
    first one!Congratulations..THAT'S IT!
    All you have to do is jump to different newsgroups and post away,
    after you get the hang of it, it will take about 30 seconds for each
    newsgroup!
    **REMEMBER, THE MORE NEWSGROUPS YOU POST IN, THE MORE MONEY YOU WILL
    MAKE!! BUT YOU HAVE TO POST A MINIMUM OF 200**
    That's it! You will begin receiving money from around the world within
    days! You may eventually want to rent a P.O.Box due to the large
    amount of mail you will receive. If you wish to stay anonymous, you
    can invent a name to use, as long as the postman will deliver it.
    **JUST MAKE SURE ALL THE ADDRESSES ARE CORRECT.**
    **Now the WHY part:
    Out of 200 postings, say I receive only 5 replies (a very low
    example). So then I made $5.00 with my name at #6 on the letter. Now,
    each of the 5 persons who just sent me $1.00 make the MINIMUM 200
    postings, each with my name at #5 and only 5 persons respond to each
    of the original 5, that is another $25.00 for me, now those 25 each
    make 200 MINIMUM posts with my name at #4 and only 5 replies each, I
    will bring in an additional $125 ! Now, those 125 persons turn around
    and post the MINIMUM 200 with my name at #3 and only receive 5 replies
    each, I will make an additional $626 ! OK, now here is the fun part,
    each of those 625 persons post a MINIMUM 200 letters with my name at
    #2 and they each only receive 5 replies, that just made me $3,125 !!!
    Those 3,125 persons will all deliver this message to 200 newsgroups
    with my name at #1 and if still ONLY 5 persons per 200 newsgroups
    react I will receive $15,625 ! With an original investment of only
    $6.00! AMAZING! When your name is no longer on the list, you just take
    the latest posting in the newsgroups, and send out another $6.00 to
    names on the list, putting your name at number 6 again. And start
    posting again.

    ** By the way, if you try to deceive people by posting the messages
    with your name in the list and not sending
    the CASH to the rest of the people already on the list, you will NOT
    get as much.i know someone who did this and he only made about
    $150.00, and that's after seven or eight weeks! Then he
    sent the 6 $1.00 bills, people added him to their lists, and in 4-5
    weeks he had over $5.000.
    This is the fairest and most honest way I have ever seen to share the
    wealth of the world without costing
    anything but our time!!! You also may want to buy mailing and e-mail
    lists for future CASH.
    Make sure you print this article out RIGHT NOW! Also, try to keep a
    list of everyone that sends you CASH and
    always keep an eye on the newsgroups to make sure everyone is playing
    fairly. Remember, HONESTY IS THE
    BEST POLICY. You don't need to cheat the basic idea to make the CASH!!

    **The thing to remember is: do you realize that thousands of people
    all over the world are joining the internet and reading these articles
    everyday?, JUST LIKE YOU are now!! So, can you afford $6.00 and see if
    it really works?? I think so...
    Remember, play FAIRLY and HONESTLY and this will really work. GOOD
    LUCK!!!

    Great, We've been spammed!

    JSE
  • 05-01-2004, 08:22 PM
    karl k
    Hey Beavis...uh-huh-huh-huh
    if we do this stuff, like uhhh we'll be rich!


    Ya! heh-heh-heh we'll finally gonna to score too. Chicks RULE!

    I'm gonna be the one to score DAMN IT! Yur just gonna watch me make it with all of them.

    Heh-heh, no way Butthead! I'm gonna be the one that's rich. Get away from me you butt munch!

    Uhhh-huh-huh, we like, need a stamp or something first. Let's see if Stuart's got one... but don't tell him about the money or he'll want some to. Uh-huh-huh that would suck!

    Ya, heh-heh then we'll kick him in the nads! ya YA! heh-heh-he

    Ya... uh-huh-huh-huh That would be cool!
  • 05-02-2004, 11:11 AM
    Rikki
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by karl k
    if we do this stuff, like uhhh we'll be rich!


    Ya! heh-heh-heh we'll finally gonna to score too. Chicks RULE!

    I'm gonna be the one to score DAMN IT! Yur just gonna watch me make it with all of them.

    Heh-heh, no way Butthead! I'm gonna be the one that's rich. Get away from me you butt munch!

    Uhhh-huh-huh, we like, need a stamp or something first. Let's see if Stuart's got one... but don't tell him about the money or he'll want some to. Uh-huh-huh that would suck!

    ButtHead: Uh...What's a chain letter anyway ?
    Beavis: Uh....I don't know but we can use the chains to tie up the girls we get when we're rich heh-heh.
    ButtHead: Ya! heh-heh-heh...I saw a girl tied up in chains in a Ratt video. Chains are cool !!
  • 05-02-2004, 09:29 PM
    paul_pci
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by karl k
    if we do this stuff, like uhhh we'll be rich!


    Ya! heh-heh-heh we'll finally gonna to score too. Chicks RULE!

    I'm gonna be the one to score DAMN IT! Yur just gonna watch me make it with all of them.

    Heh-heh, no way Butthead! I'm gonna be the one that's rich. Get away from me you butt munch!

    Uhhh-huh-huh, we like, need a stamp or something first. Let's see if Stuart's got one... but don't tell him about the money or he'll want some to. Uh-huh-huh that would suck!

    Ya, heh-heh then we'll kick him in the nads! ya YA! heh-heh-he

    Ya... uh-huh-huh-huh That would be cool!

    It's kinda of scary how well you have their routine down. Okay, more than scary.
  • 05-03-2004, 04:32 PM
    karl k
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by paul_pci
    It's kinda of scary how well you have their routine down. Okay, more than scary.

    It probably wouldn't suprise you to know that I have nearly every episode on tape and still LMAO when Cornholio gets geared up!


    I am the great Cornholio! Do you have any T.P.?

    T.P. for my bunghole?
  • 05-03-2004, 11:20 PM
    paul_pci
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by karl k
    It probably wouldn't suprise you to know that I have nearly every episode on tape and still LMAO when Cornholio gets geared up!


    I am the great Cornholio! Do you have any T.P.?

    T.P. for my bunghole?


    No doesn't surprise.Just please don't describe your shrine to me in graphic detail. But (no pun intended) I'll admit that Cornholio will be funny forever and ever.
  • 05-04-2004, 04:46 PM
    karl k
    Okay, but...
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by paul_pci
    No doesn't surprise.Just please don't describe your shrine to me in graphic detail. But (no pun intended) I'll admit that Cornholio will be funny forever and ever.

    you've already got the graphic details! :D

    Come on man, I'm a fan, not a wacko! Besides, how many times has someone said something that made you think about it in a not so "PC" way?

    Just seeing and hearing things in a different manner...