Psstt...Hey guys

Anyone notice anything different about Bobsticks these day? I dunno, can't quite put my finger on it, he looks...different somehow. Hair cut maybe? New digs?

Be sure to ask him...
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Originally Posted by kexodusc

Anyone notice anything different about Bobsticks these day? I dunno, can't quite put my finger on it, he looks...different somehow. Hair cut maybe? New digs?

Be sure to ask him...
:devil:

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I think he got laid for the first time. All his pimples are gone.:thumbsup:

I heard he got one of those Beyonce bootay implants. :ciappa:

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Originally Posted by ForeverAutumn

I heard he got one of those Beyonce bootay implants. :ciappa:

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And now when he sits around the house, he really sits.... Oh, you know.

I heard he fried his tweeter!

Mwa ha ha ha...you guys are too much.

Oh man, I'm gonna get it...

Fried tweeter? Do I get Ketchup with that?

Is he pregnant? I thought I noticed a special glow.

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Originally Posted by ForeverAutumn

Is he pregnant? I thought I noticed a special glow.

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That's just the lastest shade of red he's wearing...I hope.:p

Oh, I know...he finally got that hideous mole removed. Thank god, that thing was distracting.

Pass the guacamooooooooole please. :nonod:

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Originally Posted by ForeverAutumn

Oh, I know...he finally got that hideous mole removed. Thank god, that thing was distracting.

Pass the guacamooooooooole please. :nonod:

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I am learning more about the Stickman than I thought possible...

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Originally Posted by kexodusc

I am learning more about the Stickman than I thought possible...

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Yo don't want to know where that mole was. Oh no! Don't ask.:blush2:

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Originally Posted by GMichael

Yo don't want to know where that mole was. Oh no! Don't ask.:blush2:

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Hmmm. How is it that you know where it was? :sosp:

Maybe Bobsticks has become Barbsticks! :eek:

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Originally Posted by ForeverAutumn

Hmmm. How is it that you know where it was? :sosp:

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I'm not as dumb as I act. But then again, who could be, right?

Actually Pete Burns wanted his persona back. After suing the pants off of Boy George (literally), he was understandably peeved with Stick's filching of the cake-layer makeup guise. The latest report has Burns trolling the underground bars of the Midwest wielding a Homey-don't-play-dat sized dildo to pimp slap it out of poor old Sticky boy.

I heard Ace Frehley's looking for some payback too. Apparently Sticks bogarted his whole collection of pimple medication....

I here 'Sticks has found the Inner Log within....

(The clouds part, a burst of sun shines and angels sing)

He's constipated?

Hey! What is that big orange thing?

A navel?

Mole?! Inner Log?!!

The revenge I exact for this will be terrible to be sure. Oh, I know, y'all expect some crazed atavistic rant but, no...beware that terrible silence as I sit and plot...live with the fear and loathing ye of the nature to besmirch an innocent man's good name...oh, for shame...

...but props to 'Flier for subreferencing Pete Burns, though I think if I went with that look it'd be more like Love era Ian Astbury. That's my steeze...

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Originally Posted by bobsticks

Mole?! Inner Log?!!

The revenge I exact for this will be terrible to be sure. Oh, I know, y'all expect some crazed atavistic rant but, no...beware that terrible silence as I sit and plot...live with the fear and loathing ye of the nature to besmirch an innocent man's good name...oh, for shame...

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...I sit on the pot? So he is constipated!

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Originally Posted by bobsticks

Mole?! Inner Log?!!

The revenge I exact for this will be terrible to be sure. Oh, I know, y'all expect some crazed atavistic rant but, no...beware that terrible silence as I sit and plot...live with the fear and loathing ye of the nature to besmirch an innocent man's good name...oh, for shame...

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Kex started it!

So? What's different about you? Kex told me to ask.

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Originally Posted by ForeverAutumn

Kex started it!

So? What's different about you? Kex told me to ask.

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Well for one, he's lost the Maybelline-marauder look...though he is looking a bit more squirrelly...:ciappa:

Oooh, I'm gonna regret this...

corn-fed mohawk mutant

Makes prefect sense to me