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Words
Someone and someone
were down by the pond
Looking for something
to plant in the lawn.
Out in the fields they
were turning the soil
I'm sitting here hoping
this water will boil
When I look through the windows
and out on the road
They're bringing me presents
and saying hello.
Singing words, words
between the lines of age.
Words, words
between the lines of age.
If I was a junkman
selling you cars,
Washing your windows
and shining your stars,
Thinking your mind
was my own in a dream
What would you wonder
and how would it seem?
Living in castles
a bit at a time
The King started laughing
and talking in rhyme.
Singing words, words
between the lines of age.
Words, words
between the lines of age.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Ajani
Ummm??? why does your vomit look like... :shocked: :yikes: :shocked:
Cause I let Cartman talk me into drinking Shiner over the weekend. Looks like monkey piss don't it?
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Originally Posted by Rich-n-Texas
Cause I let Cartman talk me into drinking Shiner over the weekend. Looks like monkey piss don't it?
If monkey pee looks like brown sausages, then I suppose so... :ciappa:
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What the hell are you guys talkin' about?!!
Talk about getting off topic.
Jeez & gross to boot!
I have a word for you....
Disgusting
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We're discussing poetry... what did you think we were talking about?
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Gee Ajani, I don't know. But I got some new words for ya!
Nausea, aversion, dislike, repugnance, abhorrence, distasteful, revolting...
How bout' those...
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:eek6:
I think her "little friend" hasn't left town yet. :sosp:
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Very good Rich. You do listen. Just not to women.
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I already caught hell for it GM... I think I'm in the dog house right now.
:cryin:
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Originally Posted by Rich-n-Texas
I already caught hell for it GM... I think I'm in the dog house right now.
:cryin:
Hey Richie, just realize that GM is not the authority on all things "women!" That would do you good to remember as well....:D
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So THAT's why I'm in the condition I'm in. :incazzato: <== GM!
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Originally Posted by Sugar Beats
Hey Richie, just realize that GM is not the authority on all things "women!" That would do you good to remember as well....:D
There is no such thing as an "authority on all things women." What works on one doesn't work on the next. But listening helps. Even when what they say is total crap, you still better remember what she said.
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Originally Posted by Rich-n-Texas
So THAT's why I'm in the condition I'm in. :incazzato: <== GM!
Yeah, I'm responsible for all those years before you met me.:rolleyes5:
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Glad to pick up the slack afterwards, Maestro!
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Originally Posted by GMichael
There is no such thing as an "authority on all things women." What works on one doesn't work on the next. But listening helps. Even when what they say is total crap, you still better remember what she said.
"Say, sorry hon, what was that, that I just said? Could you remind me?"
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Originally Posted by Sugar Beats
"Say, sorry hon, what was that, that I just said? Could you remind me?"
You said, sorry.:lol:
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Originally Posted by GMichael
You said, sorry.:lol:
Very Cute GM! Smartass!
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Some more funny words (I actually looked these up for ya'll):
Meatus - a natural body opening or canal
Hirsute - hairy or fuzzy
Turophile - someone who really fancies cheese
Prestigiator - a juggler
Ort - a morsel left after a meal
Boogle - name given to a group or pack of weasels
Masticate - to chew well
Cankle - the lack of articulation between some individual's calves and ankles
And here's one that's not even a word, but it's still funny:
Assmosis - process by which some people seem to absorb success and advancement by kissing up to the boss
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"Assmosis"....Classic.
Opthorectitis: A sh.....y outlook on life.
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hyperbola
Rumpelstiltskin
necromancing
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Necromancing....Is that what you ghouls call it these days?
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Here's some more fun words from the infamous Lecher's Dictionary:
vicarphilia - sexual attraction for people who lead exciting lives
osculate - to kiss
uxoriosis - submissiveness to one's wife
tababido - smokers libido
heterovalent - sexually potent
erotomonomania - a man's belief that women are sexually attracted to him
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