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  1. 12-18-2009, 08:32 AM #1
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    One for "Da Girlz"

    A woman was in town on a shopping trip.

    She began her day finding the most perfect shoes in the first shop and a beautiful dress on sale in the second. In the third, everything had just been reduced by 50 percent when her mobile phone rang.

    It was a female doctor notifying her that her husband had just been in a terrible car accident and was in critical condition and in the ICU. The woman told the doctor to inform her husband where she was and that she'd be there as soon as possible. As she hung up she realized she was leaving what was shaping up to be her best day ever in the boutiques. She decided to get in a couple of more shops before heading to the hospital.

    She ended up shopping the rest of the morning, finishing her trip with a cup of coffee and a beautiful chocolate cake slice, compliments of the last shop. She was jubilant.

    Then she remembered her husband..

    Feeling guilty, she dashed to the hospital. She saw the doctor in the corridor and asked about her husband's condition.

    The lady doctor glared at her and shouted, 'You went ahead and finished your shopping trip, didn't you! I hope you're proud of yourself! While you were out for the past four hours enjoying yourself in town, your husband has been languishing in the Intensive Care Unit! It's just as well you went ahead and finished, because it will more than likely be the last shopping trip you ever take! For the rest of his life he will require round-the-clock care. And he will now be your career!' The woman was feeling so guilty, she broke down and sobbed.




    (Wair for it.....)



    The lady doctor then chuckled and said, 'I'm just pulling your leg. He's dead. Show me what you bought.


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  2. 12-18-2009, 09:04 AM #2
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    LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!

    That's the best joke ever posted here. Loved it!
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  3. 12-18-2009, 10:10 AM #3
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    I also loved the joke. At least when they are dead and buried they can not lie to you about where they were last night.
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  4. 12-18-2009, 10:53 AM #4
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    Quote Originally Posted by JohnMichael
    I also loved the joke. At least when they are dead and buried they can not lie to you about where they were last night.
    Thankfully, I don't have to worry about that. But then I won't have to lie to him about how much I spent.
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  5. 12-18-2009, 01:40 PM #5
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    I have too much life insurance.
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  6. 12-18-2009, 02:13 PM #6
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    Quote Originally Posted by dean_martin
    I have too much life insurance.
    A sudden epiphany?
    WARNING! - The Surgeon General has determined that, time spent listening to music is not deducted from one's lifespan.
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  7. 12-18-2009, 02:32 PM #7
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    Lightbulb

    Quote Originally Posted by GMichael
    A sudden epiphany?
    Exactly. The proverbial lightbulb.
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  8. 12-18-2009, 06:24 PM #8
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    Quote Originally Posted by dean_martin
    I have too much life insurance.
    Why do you think I became a life insurance agent before I got married.
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  9. 12-18-2009, 11:35 PM #9
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    Quote Originally Posted by JohnMichael
    I also loved the joke. At least when they are dead and buried they can not lie to you about where they were last night.
    JM...Your funniest comments often sound a little autobiographical.
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  10. 12-19-2009, 07:29 AM #10
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    Quote Originally Posted by 02audionoob
    JM...Your funniest comments often sound a little autobiographical.


    Very perceptive of you.
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  11. 12-20-2009, 09:32 AM #11
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    Quote Originally Posted by ForeverAutumn
    Why do you think I became a life insurance agent before I got married.
    We (men) are so naive.
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  12. 12-21-2009, 11:54 AM #12
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    Uh...

    Quote Originally Posted by JohnMichael
    Very perceptive of you.
    Should we worry?
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  13. 12-21-2009, 12:17 PM #13
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    Quote Originally Posted by nightflier
    Should we worry?
    Why? Did you lie to him about where you were last night?
    WARNING! - The Surgeon General has determined that, time spent listening to music is not deducted from one's lifespan.
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  14. 12-21-2009, 12:22 PM #14
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    Funny. No. But when I see "dead and burried" and "autobiographical" in the same post, I wonder.
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    Quote Originally Posted by nightflier
    Funny.
    My goal was achieved.

    Quote Originally Posted by nightflier
    No. But when I see "dead and burried" and "autobiographical" in the same post, I wonder.
    JM's goal was achieved.
    WARNING! - The Surgeon General has determined that, time spent listening to music is not deducted from one's lifespan.
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  16. 12-21-2009, 02:00 PM #16
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    Quote Originally Posted by nightflier
    Should we worry?



    Just turning tragedy into comedy.
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