[FA stands by the water cooler and clears her throat].

Excuse me. EXCUSE ME. Can I have your attention for a moment please.

GMichael, please turn your attention from that porn site for one minute. Worf, put those Klingon gadgets away...what the hell is that anyway?...never mind, on second thought, I'd rather not know.

I'd like to make a short announcement.

Since Lost is over for the season, and we probably won't see it again until 2008 (!!!), I'd like to declare this the official Thursday Watercooler Thread. As much as I looked forward to watching Lost on Wednesday nights, I also looked forward to our Thursday discussions. So, since we don't have Lost to talk about on Thursday's I thought that we could just discuss other stuff. First person to the site on Thursday morning, pick a topic for discussion. Anything goes. Just keep it clean please (GMichael, this means you!).

This weeks topic can be whether you think this is a good idea or not.

Okay, meeting ajourned. Thanks for your attention.

[FA pours a glass of water from the Watercooler, turns to leave and trips over a chair. She stands up, tries to gain her composure, and walks away]