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GMichael you better invite some women for Rich. He sounds bored.
Oh and you might want to put a tracking device on bartender #2. In case anyone comes looking for him in the future. Or put one on me and you can find him just as easy.
I must say one of the great benefits of being a moderator is I can read others deleted posts. :biggrin5:
Thanks for all the kind words.
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As usual, FA walks right on by me as if I didn't even exist. :sad: Why do women always do that to me? I shave. WTF???
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Hey guys, look who I brought with me to serve drinks.
And GM, hands off :D
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Congrats JM....Though I feel sorry for ya...
Everyone else seems to get beautiful young women at their milestone party's...your eye candy, while I'm sure exceeds adequate to the appropriate persuasion, just doesn't quite seem up to the usual quality I've come to expect. Funny what the Y chromosome does....
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Where the heck do you live Smoke? China?
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I must say one of the great benefits of being a moderator is I can read others deleted posts. :biggrin5:
Ooops! LMAO!
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But now you've got me wondering if there were others...
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As usual, FA walks right on by me as if I didn't even exist. :sad: Why do women always do that to me? I shave. WTF???
Shaving is one thing. Try taking a shower once in a while too. Trust me when I tell you that Old Spice does not cover anything up.
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Where the heck do you live Smoke? China?
...and what's so wrong with that?
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Shaving is one thing. Try taking a shower once in a while too. Trust me when I tell you that Old Spice does not cover anything up.
That sounds like a challenge....
As my old mentor used to say...there's no stink a bit of Stetson can't hide...
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Rawk on
Clearly this little hootenanny needs an infusion of young blood, and Smokey got my attention, so I'm rollin' in...
...and I'm not alone. No, I'm not afraid to show y'all geezers somethin' new. How's about a little dealio like this for entertainment?
http://www.clipov.net/free/oboi/pussycat-dolls1024.jpg
Break out the smoke machine and the disco balls. We're goin'with a little techno/disco with the Pussycat Dolls...maybe a medley of Divine tunes.
And don't think I didn't come baring gifts, no no. Here ya go party boy...
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Sorry, I was gonna wrap it and put a bow on top but, you k'now, a rush job and all that.
Got some Gilbert and Sullivan, Miles Davis, Maria Muldaur, and a new one yer gonna hear about soon, Anna Ternheim, all on vinyl for the afterhours cooldown. I'm packin' two cases of Joseph Drouhin Puligny-Montrachet for y'all high-falutin' characters and some crystal Milagro Tequila Romantico for the rest of us. Rich, you get Natty Lite.
FWIW, I actually was going to include my own theme music for this post, my ring entrance tunage as it were, but I couldn't find anything that would pass the censors.
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Sorry John
Ooops, Autumn got a hold of my "Midnight Surprise" for the two of you. Looks like she'll be busy for a while...
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LORD HAVE MERCY ON MY HORNY LITTLE SOUL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :yikes:
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Shaving is one thing. Try taking a shower once in a while too. Trust me when I tell you that Old Spice does not cover anything up.
I'm sorry FA, did you say something? :biggrin5:
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LORD HAVE MERCY ON MY HORNY LITTLE SOUL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :yikes:
I'm sorry FA, did you say something? :biggrin5:
Yes, she said take your hand out of your pocket and stop playing pocket pool :ihih:
And Bobsticks, please tell those girls to throw something on as seem they have missed LOL
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Yes, she said take your hand out of your pocket and stop playing pocket pool :ihih:
Uhhh... your 'Old Timers Disease' meds are making you halucinate Festus. :rolleyes:
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And Bobsticks, please tell those girls to throw something on as seem they have missed LOL
F*** that sh!t!!! I'm trying to get them to unstrap, you bonehead! :nono:
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I see that we have plenty of girls and guys here. Who's got the beer and wine?
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I changed my mind about the beer. I've brought a case of Bass Ale with me. :rolleyes:
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I changed my mind about the beer. I've brought a case of Bass Ale with me. :rolleyes:
I'm sure that the Moose will be very disappointed.
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I'm sure that the Moose will be very disappointed.
No doubt. That moose cared for you. That moose wined and dined you. That moose was there through the rough times...and you leave it for the next pretty bottle that crosses your path. But, it's all about you, isn't it? Typical insensitive bastard.
I bet you didn't even leave cab fare on the nighstand for the moose.
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It wasn't really a moose. It was a moose-head squirrel. Very rare.
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Good Lord. Such ninnies the likes of which have never been seen before.
Fine. I've got MY OWN bottle of Milagro Anejo. You can keep your sub-standard swill Sticky. :p
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Geez, I pop in for a congratulatory drink and looks like the place got turned into a testosterone fueled frat party! :eek:
Congrats JM, hope you enjoyed it! :14:
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I think this is the party where everyone is supposed to bring a dish using the "secret ingredient". How come at JM's party the "secret ingredient" is ALWAYS cocktail weenies though?
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