• 08-20-2009, 01:02 PM
    Auricauricle
    Mixology for Mad Scientists
    Last night, I overdid it a bit...Well, alot. As an amateur bartender and purveyor of Aqua Vita, I concocted a lethal potion that I called the Surrealistic Pillow. Because you are such pals and would never attempt to whip up this stuff unsupervised, I'll share the recipe...

    On ice add:
    Two fingers vodka
    Two fingers Everclear
    One splash of rum
    One splash of Pernod
    One splash of Kaluha
    Two fingers Tonic water
    Two fingers pomegranite juice
    A few squirts of lime juice
    Top off with pineapple sherbert and sprinkle it with nutmeg.*

    *The surrealistic pillow--nutmeg is a hallucinogen, you know...

    So now's your turn, Oh Best Beloved. Any weird concoctions or magic potions invented by you? Or you just a bunch of pussycats?
  • 08-20-2009, 04:38 PM
    Luvin Da Blues
    On a paper add:
    1/2 finger sativa
    1/2 finger indica
    One splash of white powder of your choice (optional)
    One splash of hashish, ground or flaked(season to taste)
    Roll till packed. Do Not Over Roll
    Keep on hand:
    One splash of Kool Aid
    One bag of Doritos
    A few JuJubes
    Top off with a nice nap (later)

    "Or you just a bunch of pussycats?"

    Yep, don't drink
  • 08-20-2009, 04:42 PM
    JohnMichael
    Sounds like I quit drinking in time.
  • 08-21-2009, 06:05 AM
    Auricauricle
    I don't drink either...I sip alot and not infrequently, perhaps I occassionally imbibe. But drinking. Naw. I grew up to a semi-respectable adult.
  • 08-21-2009, 04:33 PM
    Luvin Da Blues
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Auricauricle
    I don't drink either...I sip alot and not infrequently, perhaps I occassionally imbibe. But drinking. Naw. I grew up to a semi-respectable adult.

    Ya sure that's not a respectable semi-adult?
  • 08-22-2009, 02:44 PM
    Auricauricle
    Ha. Ha, ha. Tickle me. Please.