This might be funny on SNL, but not in the news.

No snarky comment on this one. You've simply got to read it to believe it.

Straight from the "You've GOT to be kidding me" file.

...and you wonder why many of us think judges are not of this earth?

OMG! This is appalling on so many levels that I don't even know where to begin...a sexual harrassment countercharge would be just be the beginning.