The Twelve Days of a Redneck Christmas
On my first day of Christmas... pa gave to me, Some parts to a Mustang GT. On my second day of Christmas... pa gave to me, 2 huntin dawgs and some parts to a Mustang GT. On my third day of Christmas... pa gave to me, 3 shotgun shells 2 huntin dawgs and some parts to a Mustang GT. On my forth day of Christmas... pa gave to me, 4 mud tires 3 shotgun shells 2 huntin dawgs and some parts to a Mustang GT. On my fifth day of Christmas... pa gave to me, 5 TURKEY WINGS 4 mud tires 3 shotgun shells 2 huntin dawgs and some parts to a Mustang GT. On my sixth day of Christmas... pa gave to me, 6 cans of Spam 5 TURKEY WINGS 4 mud tires 3 shotgun shells 2 huntin dawgs and some parts to a Mustang GT. On my seventh day of Christmas... pa gave to me, 7 packs of Red Man 6 cans of Spam 5 TURKEY WINGS 4 mud tires 3 shotgun shells 2 huntin dawgs and some parts to a Mustang GT. On my eighth day of Christmas... pa gave to me, 8 manly dancers 7 packs of Red Man 6 cans of Spam 5 TURKEY WINGS 4 mud tires 3 shotgun shells 2 huntin dawgs and some parts to a Mustang GT. On my ninth day of Christmas... pa gave to me, 9 years probation 8 manly dancers 7 packs of Red Man 6 cans of Spam 5 TURKEY WINGS 4 mud tires 3 shotgun shells 2 huntin dawgs and some parts to a Mustang GT. On my tenth day of Christmas... pa gave to me, 10 Copenhagen 9 years probation 8 manly dancers 7 packs of Red Man 6 cans of Spam 5 TURKEY WINGS 4 mud tires 3 shotgun shells 2 huntin dawgs and some parts to a Mustang GT. On my eleventh day of Christmas... pa gave to me, 11 rasslin tickets 10 Copenhagen 9 years probation 8 manly dancers 7 packs of Red Man 6 cans of Spam 5 TURKEY WINGS 4 mud tires 3 shotgun shells 2 huntin dawgs and some parts to a Mustang GT. On my twelfth day of Christmas... pa gave to me, 12 pack of Bud 11 rasslin tickets 10 Copenhagen 9 years probation 8 table dancers 7 packs of Red Man 6 cans of Spam 5 TURKEY WINGS 4 mud tires 3 shotgun shells 2 huntin dawgs and some parts to a Mustang GT.