Well fellahs, the sun is setting on this young stallion's storied and sometimes troubled life...single life that is...
In exactly 30 days I will finally be tying that proverbial knot. It might have been the 51" HDTV she bought me, might have been the fact she's happily #2 behind all things a/v in my life, or maybe we'll never know....but I do know I will be getting married October 1st.

Thus, the kex you know will cease to exist...with time, he will be replaced by an older, fatter, perhaps more submissive kex. Perhaps he will be much like the old kex, but with more complicated income tax prep work. Who knows for sure?

So then, it remains...30 days left. What does a man typically do before his senten-err...marriage?

I got time, and some money...But I need some ideas - there's 3 bachelor parties planned for me. Unfortunately, they have all been planned with the future Mrs. kex's input...therefore they will be very, very dry parties, with the friends she chooses.

So, I've taken it upon myself to plan my own real bachelor party, but now I need some ideas...this is where you come in...

Throw your worst at me guys...