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  • Jessica and Eva are an unbeatable team.

    5 71.43%

  • Angie & Brad can do it on or off the screen.

    2 28.57%
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  1. 04-28-2006, 11:01 AM #1
    GMichael
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    The Jell-O tag team event begins! You want to see this.

    The pits are all clean and it's time to start the Jell-O tag team bouts. Here comes our first team. Dressed in cheery Jell-O, we have Jessica Alba and Eva Longoria. They look like they have made up and are ready to rumble. Oh, and here come Angie & Brad. She's in green Jell-O and he has on grape. They don't look like the are enjoying how cold we have made the Jell-O. Maybe those ice cubes were too much.
    They're taking their positions and are ready to fight. There's the bell and, oh.... all 4 have jumped in together!

    Who do you think is gonna win this one folks?
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  2. 04-28-2006, 01:52 PM #2
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    No votes at all? I may have to disqualify both teams on the gounds that no one cares.
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  3. 04-28-2006, 03:26 PM #3
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    Quote Originally Posted by GMichael
    No votes at all? I may have to disqualify both teams on the gounds that no one cares.
    Maybe if you had pics of the Jell-O !Can I suck the Jello of the girls after
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  4. 04-28-2006, 03:44 PM #4
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    Poor ex-Mrs. Kam! (Polygamy being illegal someone's marriage has been annulled-doesn't really matter whose either) Don't worry, you can have my vote...I know your young and inexperienced but you can count on me to be sensitive and caring...see broad shoulders...here have this shot of tequila...
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  5. 04-28-2006, 04:18 PM #5
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    Pg-13

    OK, here's team 1. Warning! PG-13
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  6. 04-28-2006, 04:22 PM #6
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    And now, team 2.
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  7. 04-28-2006, 06:16 PM #7
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    Team 1,Team 1 ,I vote after pics in that position .Had a head rush
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  8. 04-29-2006, 12:38 PM #8
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    Quote Originally Posted by PAT.P
    Maybe if you had pics of the Jell-O !Can I suck the Jello of the girls after

    Be careful of food borne illnesses.
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  9. 04-29-2006, 01:10 PM #9
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    Quote Originally Posted by JohnMichael
    Be careful of food borne illnesses.
    What are you saying? They might add a load to the Jello or give birth or worst
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    Quote Originally Posted by PAT.P
    What are you saying? They might add a load to the Jello or give birth or worst
    what would be worse than those two options?
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    nevermind.... i dunnawanna know.

    and bobsticks, the mrs. kam's arent legal designations, i told 'em i cant legally marry ALL of you mrs. kams, so we all just had various religious ceremonies and just all live and sleep together and do other various activities that to think about would make my mind shatter given the ridiculous nature of how amazing all the mrs. kams are. and that's it, i'm technically not "legally" married to any mrs. kams but i guess they could all go after my nht's if there was a splitsville under common law, but.... that'll never happen....
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  11. 05-04-2006, 07:17 AM #11
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    LOL, You the Man, Kam...

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    and bobsticks, the mrs. kam's arent legal designations, i told 'em i cant legally marry ALL of you mrs. kams, so we all just had various religious ceremonies and just all live and sleep together and do other various activities that to think about would make my mind shatter given the ridiculous nature of how amazing all the mrs. kams are. and that's it, i'm technically not "legally" married to any mrs. kams but i guess they could all go after my nht's if there was a splitsville under common law, but.... that'll never happen....
    ...All hail the King!!
    ...I'm guessing you are an amazing method actor...


    Cheers to you and the little misseses
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  12. 05-04-2006, 12:33 PM #12
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    Quote Originally Posted by PAT.P
    What are you saying? They might add a load to the Jello or give birth or worst

    Depending on the ferocity of the event you might have some saliva and maybe some urine from the loser. If they start to scratch they might bleed. If the women all gang up on Pitt who knows what you might have.
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  13. 05-04-2006, 12:48 PM #13
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    Quote Originally Posted by JohnMichael
    Depending on the ferocity of the event you might have some saliva and maybe some urine from the loser. If they start to scratch they might bleed. If the women all gang up on Pitt who knows what you might have.
    Wouldn't that be called a "gang bang?"
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  14. 05-04-2006, 01:23 PM #14
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    Quote Originally Posted by GMichael
    Wouldn't that be called a "gang bang?"

    A slightly reversed one but yes.
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    Quote Originally Posted by JohnMichael
    A slightly reversed one but yes.
    Oh, I see. Then it's a bang gang? I like it!

    "Sorry honey, can't come home tonight. Yeah, that's right. I'm going out with my bang gang."
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    Quote Originally Posted by JohnMichael
    Depending on the ferocity of the event you might have some saliva and maybe some urine from the loser. If they start to scratch they might bleed. If the women all gang up on Pitt who knows what you might have.
    Ok Im off the Jello,
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    Quote Originally Posted by PAT.P
    Ok Im off the Jello,

    Sorry to kill the mood but I took a class in safe food handling when I was managing support services at a hospital.
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    Quote Originally Posted by JohnMichael
    Sorry to kill the mood but I took a class in safe food handling when I was managing support services at a hospital.
    I made the mistake of doing a term paper on the FDA when I was in high school. I found this long table of what is allowed in each of our foods. Bug larva in chocolate, rodent pellets in bread, insect segments in peanut butter, etc etc etc..... I lost a lot of weight that year.
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