• 07-14-2009, 10:23 AM
    ForeverAutumn
    It's a helicopter, and it's coming this way.
    It's flying something behind it, I can't quite make it out, it's a large banner and it says, uh - Happy... Thaaaaanksss... giving! ... From ... W ... K ... R... P!! No parachutes yet. Can't be skydivers... I can't tell just yet what they are, but - Oh my God, Johnny, they're turkeys!! Johnny, can you get this? Oh, they're plunging to the earth right in front of our eyes! One just went through the windshield of a parked car! Oh, the humanity! The turkeys are hitting the ground like sacks of wet cement! Not since the Hindenberg tragedy has there been anything like this!
  • 07-14-2009, 10:56 AM
    GMichael
    WKRP in Cincy. I loved that show.

    As God as my witness. I thought turkeys could fly.

    Music has no color!
  • 07-14-2009, 11:52 AM
    Auricauricle
    Bailey or Jennifer, gentlemen?
  • 07-14-2009, 11:58 AM
    ForeverAutumn
    Well, I'm no gentleman, but Bailey was hot. I used to want to be her.
  • 07-14-2009, 12:02 PM
    Auricauricle
    :cryin: You...you mean...you're not??
  • 07-14-2009, 12:13 PM
    ForeverAutumn
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by Auricauricle
    :cryin: You...you mean...you're not??
    I know it's disappointing, but its true...I am not a gentleman.
  • 07-14-2009, 12:21 PM
    markw
    I knew where that quote was from halfway through the quote.
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by ForeverAutumn
    Well, I'm no gentleman, but Bailey was hot. I used to want to be her.
    And, aside from those two words, I could say exactly the same thing.

    For those deprived who have never had the pleasure to have seen this, http://video.yahoo.com/watch/1499909/5115198
  • 07-14-2009, 01:43 PM
    bobsticks
    Jennifer for the win...

    ...and Herb Tarlek for President...
  • 07-14-2009, 04:40 PM
    JohnMichael
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by bobsticks
    Jennifer for the win...



    In my young and somewhat confused days I was not sure if I wanted to do her or be her. Now as I age I find myself more of a Les Nessman sans scooter and bowtie.
  • 07-14-2009, 04:42 PM
    Luvin Da Blues
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by JohnMichael
    Now as I age I find myself more of a Les Nessman sans scooter and bowtie.
    Ya, but I betcha you have real walls in your office?
  • 07-14-2009, 04:51 PM
    Auricauricle
    They was prolly "gone with the winders".... (Geeze, am a really dating myself, here?).

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qb-gdaHkbmM
  • 07-14-2009, 06:01 PM
    topspeed
    One of the funniest sitcom episodes EVER!!! Ranks right up there with "What does a yellow light mean?"

    As for your query: Bailey, but I certainly wouldn't be disappointed if I wound up with Jennifer. This is kind of like choosing between Ginger and MaryAnn whereas the latter almost always wins the poll.
  • 07-14-2009, 06:30 PM
    02audionoob
    In the Jennifer vs. Bailey or Ginger vs. Mary Ann polls I have sometimes suspected guys might not be entirely honest. Maybe we don't want to admit to being a sucker for a bosomy bombshell.
  • 07-14-2009, 06:40 PM
    bobsticks
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by 02audionoob
    In the Jennifer vs. Bailey or Ginger vs. Mary Ann polls I have sometimes suspected guys might not be entirely honest. Maybe we don't want to admit to being a sucker for a bosomy bombshell.
    I have no problem admitting being that shallow...in fact, I revel in it...it's the Lestat in me...
  • 07-15-2009, 05:34 AM
    GMichael
    OK OK, I'm shallow. I'll take both please.
  • 07-15-2009, 06:21 AM
    Auricauricle
    I'm rather callous, actually. I have 'em to prove it!