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    Musicaholic Forums Moderator ForeverAutumn's Avatar
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    Interesting facts about the human body

    It takes your food seven seconds to get from your mouth to your stomach.

    One human hair can support 3 kg (6.6 lb).

    The average man's penis is three times the length of his thumb.

    Human thighbones are stronger than concrete.

    A woman's heart beats faster than a man's.

    There are about one trillion bacteria on each of your feet.

    Women blink twice as often as men.

    The average person's skin weighs twice as much as the brain.

    Your body uses 300 muscles to balance itself when you are standing still.

    If saliva cannot dissolve something, you cannot taste it.

    Women reading this will be finished now.

    Men are still busy checking their thumbs.

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    Funny girl. A very funny girl...

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    Wrong!

    Quote Originally Posted by ForeverAutumn
    It takes your food seven seconds to get from your mouth to your stomach.

    One human hair can support 3 kg (6.6 lb).

    The average man's penis is three times the length of his thumb.

    Human thighbones are stronger than concrete.

    A woman's heart beats faster than a man's.

    There are about one trillion bacteria on each of your feet.

    Women blink twice as often as men.

    The average person's skin weighs twice as much as the brain.

    Your body uses 300 muscles to balance itself when you are standing still.

    If saliva cannot dissolve something, you cannot taste it.

    Women reading this will be finished now.

    Men are still busy checking their thumbs.
    This list contains some misinformation.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Feanor
    This list contains some misinformation.
    I don't want to know....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Feanor
    This list contains some misinformation.

    Nah, looks about right to me.

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    So now when people accuse me of being "All thumbs" I can just lean back-look down and reply "D*#n right!!!

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    I know a few cowgirls who'd disagree, FA!
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    Nice wood!
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    ...............

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    I shoulda know better than to post this...Stupid, stupid, stupid....


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    Quote Originally Posted by JSE
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    Hey tripod. How's it hangin"?
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    ...Going now!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Auricauricle
    ...Going now!
    Just make sure that you clean it up when you're done.
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    Sure, sure... Auricauricle's Avatar
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    (He's testing me...)
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    Quote Originally Posted by GMichael
    Hey tripod. How's it hangin"?
    Nice. Over-inflate his already over-inflated ego.

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    Reminds me of what one leg said to the other....

    "Looks like shorty's growin' a beard!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rich-n-Texas
    Nice. Over-inflate his already over-inflated ego.
    Over-inflated? Heh heh...
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    "ego" is code for *blowup doll*.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Auricauricle
    Reminds me of what one leg said to the other....

    "Looks like shorty's growin' a beard!"


    Wanna see me make wonna dem four greenies dissappear?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rich-n-Texas
    "ego" is code for *blowup doll*.
    You miss her don't you?

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    Quote Originally Posted by GMichael
    Hey tripod. How's it hangin"?

    We had a lot of heavy wind her yesterday so it was more of a "twirling". The skirt does not provide a lot of protection to say the least.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cartman
    Miss her don't you?
    Naa... Too worn out.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rich-n-Texas
    Naa... Too worn out.

    She was in pretty bad shape.

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    How many times did she get patched up? Have you tried Fix-a-flat?
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    That sh!t smells NASTY!

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