Inner Peace?

By following the simple advice I read in an article, I have finally found
inner peace.

The article read: "The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the
things you've started."

So I looked around the house to see all the things
I started and hadn't finished....

and before leaving the house this morning I
finished off a bottle of red wine, an 8 pack of Guiness, the Absolut,
Kahlua, and Wild Turkey, the Prozac, some valium, some cheesecake and 3 fifteen dollar cigars.

You have no idea how freaking good I feel....

I had inner peace until I went to lunch today. I had nachos with a ton of jalepenos. No more inner peace for me today. Ooooo, excuse me for a while....... :o

JSE