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  1. 01-08-2009, 07:24 AM #1
    Sugar Beats
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    I thought this was funny...

    A man walks into the street and hails a passing taxi.
    "Perfect timing," he tells the driver. "You're just like Frank."
    "Who?" asks the cabie.
    "Frank Fielding. He did everything right. Great tennis player,
    wonderful golfer, sang like Pavarotti."
    "Sounds like quite a guy."
    "Not only that, he remembered everyone's birthday, was a wine
    connoisseur, and could fix anything. And his wardrobe? Immaculate.
    He was the perfect man. No one could measure up to Frank."
    "Amazing. How'd you meet him?"
    "Oh, I never met Frank."
    "How do you know so much about him?"
    "I married his widow."
    Don't you like it on the sly? Don't you like it till it hurts? Have I been on your mind? What's a voice without a song?
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  2. 01-08-2009, 08:39 AM #2
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    LOL! I like it.
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  3. 01-08-2009, 08:43 AM #3
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    Poor Frank.
    WARNING! - The Surgeon General has determined that, time spent listening to music is not deducted from one's lifespan.
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  4. 01-08-2009, 11:30 AM #4
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    LOL.... I guess Frank lacked reading and understanding women
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  5. 01-08-2009, 11:56 AM #5
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    Nah, it was just too long! That and with so many revisions comin' out, well....
    "The great tragedy of science--the slaying of a beautiful hypothesis by an ugly fact."--T. Huxley
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  6. 01-10-2009, 08:41 AM #6
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    caveat emptor

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Z8j4QJ0oiY
    So, I broke into the palace
    With a sponge and a rusty spanner
    She said : "Eh, I know you, and you cannot sing"
    I said : "That's nothing - you should hear me play piano"
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