HOOTERS in A/C

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  • 12-27-2005, 10:13 AM
    GMichael
    HOOTERS in A/C
    The wife & I took the $3 bus ride to Atlantic City yesterday. Couldn't pass up that price. But we did have to ride with a bunch of old farts. I'm 45 and, except for my wife, was the youngest person on the bus by at lease 20 years.
    Anyway, we had lunch at HOOTERS. This was my first & last time. The girls were cute enough, but the service was ridiculous. I guess they count on how they look for their tips. The girl dumped off our burgers and ran before I could ask for ketchup. OK, I took one from one of the many empty tables. But no forks, no spoons. How do we eat the potato salad? I asked three ladies as they past by for a fork to just get, "your waitress will be right with you." for a reply. I finally got our waitress to see me franticly waiving at her. She held up a finger for me to wait. OK, sometimes people are busy. Five minutes later, she comes over. I told her that we didn't have any forks. She went away and came back a few minutes later to drop off one fork and run off again. I tried to stop her but with a mouthful of food I would have made a mess. The next time I saw her, I got up and walked over to her to say that we could use a second fork. A few minutes later she ran past our table & dropped a tray off with a variety of forks, spoons, butter knives, steak knives etc. as she was passing.
    I'm not sure why she was so busy, as there were almost as many waitresses as customers.
    Maybe I was expecting too much for our $10 burgers. Maybe the view is to make up for the lack of service. I don't know, but I won't be back.
  • 12-27-2005, 10:25 AM
    ericl
    if i want boobs, i'll go to a strip club. If I want a burger, I'll go to In-n-out. I don't need boobs serving me burgers!
  • 12-27-2005, 10:32 AM
    GMichael
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by ericl
    if i want boobs, i'll go to a strip club. If I want a burger, I'll go to In-n-out. I don't need boobs serving me burgers!

    Yeah, guess you're right.

    As we were walking by, my wife said, "what's that? What kind of restaurant is that?" So we checked it out. Once was enough for me. The food was OK. Not great, but I've had worse.
  • 12-27-2005, 11:04 AM
    JohnMichael
    Thanks GMichael I always knew there was a reason I did not go to Hooters! I can not abide poor service.
  • 12-27-2005, 11:12 AM
    GMichael
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by JohnMichael
    Thanks GMichael I always knew there was a reason I did not go to Hooters! I can not abide poor service.

    Oh sure. You may be able to sell others on that. But I know the real reason you don't go for, oops I mean, to Hooters.
  • 12-27-2005, 11:45 AM
    paul_pci
    If Hooters hires big-breasted women, then who hires one-legged women? …











    IHOP!
  • 12-27-2005, 01:39 PM
    Geoffcin
    Boob's, bergers & beer. Sounds like good marketing to me.

    I don't know guys, the last time I went to Hooter's I coudln't get the waitress to leave me alone!
  • 12-27-2005, 01:48 PM
    GMichael
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Geoffcin
    Boob's, bergers & beer. Sounds like good marketing to me.

    I don't know guys, the last time I went to Hooter's I coudln't get the waitress to leave me alone!


    You must not have been there with your hot little asian wife. :p
  • 12-27-2005, 01:57 PM
    JohnMichael
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Geoffcin
    Boob's, bergers & beer. Sounds like good marketing to me.

    I don't know guys, the last time I went to Hooter's I coudln't get the waitress to leave me alone!

    Well then post your picture so we can see what the Hooter girls are going for these days.
  • 12-27-2005, 02:11 PM
    Geoffcin
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by JohnMichael
    Well then post your picture so we can see what the Hooter girls are going for these days.

    I think it was the Rolex....
  • 12-27-2005, 09:23 PM
    bjornb17
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by paul_pci
    If Hooters hires big-breasted women, then who hires one-legged women? …



    IHOP!


    *rimshot*
  • 12-27-2005, 09:34 PM
    PAT.P
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    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Geoffcin
    Boob's, bergers & beer. Sounds like good marketing to me.

    I don't know guys, the last time I went to Hooter's I coudln't get the waitress to leave me alone!

    I 'll go for that :D
  • 12-27-2005, 10:07 PM
    PAT.P
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    Quote:

    Originally Posted by GMichael
    You must not have been there with your hot little asian wife. :p

    Speaking of Asian wife ,here are Asian Hooters :D
  • 12-28-2005, 12:02 AM
    Kam
    you mean... they serve food at Hooters? holy crap i gotta go there to eat one day!
  • 12-28-2005, 07:48 AM
    markw
    Now,
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by ericl
    if i want boobs, i'll go to a strip club. If I want a burger, I'll go to In-n-out. I don't need boobs serving me burgers!

    .. if Hooters put in-n-out on the menu they might pick up a little more business. After all, they do seem to be advertising it.
  • 12-28-2005, 08:20 AM
    dean_martin
    Hooters in A/C?
    Dang, I thought this was going to be about the female breast response to air conditioning.

    It's getting there though.
  • 12-28-2005, 08:23 AM
    L.J.
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by dean_martin
    Dang, I thought this was going to be about the female breast response to air conditioning.

    It's getting there though.

    LOL... :D
  • 12-28-2005, 08:30 AM
    GMichael
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by dean_martin
    Dang, I thought this was going to be about the female breast response to air conditioning.

    It's getting there though.


    Hahaha You caught me. I was falsely advertising.
  • 12-28-2005, 01:03 PM
    Resident Loser
    He just sits quietly...
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by GMichael
    You must not have been there with your hot little asian wife. :p

    ...at the end of the bar...licking his eyebrows...

    jimHJJ(...howza' bout that rimshot...)
  • 12-28-2005, 01:08 PM
    GMichael
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Resident Loser
    ...at the end of the bar...licking his eyebrows...

    jimHJJ(...howza' bout that rimshot...)

    You mean like in the classic movie, Earth Girls Are Easy, when the one guy, think it was Jim Carrey, who reaches to the bottom of his glass with his tongue to eat the cheery? All the girls started fighting over him.
  • 12-28-2005, 02:17 PM
    GMichael
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by PAT.P
    Speaking of Asian wife ,here are Asian Hooters :D

    Where did you find this old picture of my wife's family?

    Gotta tell ya, the reunions are a blast.
  • 12-28-2005, 10:35 PM
    PAT.P
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by GMichael
    Where did you find this old picture of my wife's family?

    Gotta tell ya, the reunions are a blast.

    Please can I go next reunion, just dont tell the wife :D
  • 12-29-2005, 05:58 AM
    GMichael
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by PAT.P
    Please can I go next reunion, just dont tell the wife :D

    You got it dude. I'll let you know when our next flight is.
  • 12-29-2005, 07:48 AM
    PAT.P
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by GMichael
    You got it dude. I'll let you know when our next flight is.

    Flying :( I dont fly! Im a chicken **** (my son says) and cant stand tight space.What about boats? :D
  • 12-29-2005, 08:31 AM
    GMichael
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by PAT.P
    Flying :( I dont fly! Im a chicken **** (my son says) and cant stand tight space.What about boats? :D

    Sure, if you like. But the flight takes about 24 hours total. About 21 in the air. Less on the way back. Not sure how long a boat would take. I'd say to pack a few lunches.