Holee Frikin Molee FA Our Prayers Have Been Answere! Death Ray for Mousquitos!!!

Finally. FINALLY Science has come up with something I'd sell my son to have (well at least when his mums not looking!)!!!!! A death ray that zaps mossies and ONLY mousquitios!!!!! I don't care how much it costs! I want it. AND if they can make one that kills Deer, Horse and Blackflies I'm in!!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZWWgQ...eature=related

However with Blackflies the thing'd be going off like a gatling gun all day for months. With Deer and Horseflies the thing'd have to have the stopping power of an elephant gun! On another not, if it can kill and Adirondack Deer or Moose fly on the wing, it could probably put a hole in you too! Ah what's a little "collateral damage" between friends!!!! SCIENCE!!!!!

Worf

Oooh, look at the pretty purple colour as those skeeters get fried. Functional and pretty too!

That little video needs to be set to some nice spacey music though. Something 2001ish as those little fried mosquitoes float through space.

How about a spacey version of taps?

This is just cruelty to aminals and it is not right. I don't care if they pass malaria and other diseases, these helpless little creatures need a humain death, not this laser beam killer!

Humans can be so cruel:devil:

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Originally Posted by Sir Terrence the Terrible

This is just cruelty to aminals and it is not right. I don't care if they pass malaria and other diseases, these helpless little creatures need a humain death, not this laser beam killer!

Humans can be so cruel:devil:

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You mean like one of those bug zappers that pump enough electricity through their little bodies to make them explode?

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Originally Posted by GMichael

You mean like one of those bug zappers that pump enough electricity through their little bodies to make them explode?

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Yeah!!! Oh, did I show too much enthusiasm?

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Originally Posted by Sir Terrence the Terrible

This is just cruelty to aminals and it is not right. I don't care if they pass malaria and other diseases, these helpless little creatures need a humain death, not this laser beam killer!

Humans can be so cruel:devil:

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SPLAT!!!

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Originally Posted by Sir Terrence the Terrible

Yeah!!! Oh, did I show too much enthusiasm?

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Nah. That was just about right.

What's the last thing to go through the head of a fly as it hits a windshield?

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Originally Posted by GMichael

What's the last thing to go through the head of a fly as it hits a windshield?

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A flashback of its entire life?

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Originally Posted by GMichael

What's the last thing to go through the head of a fly as it hits a windshield?

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His butt.

There are some really weird people on this website. :nonod:

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Originally Posted by Luvin Da Blues

His butt.

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Ding ding ding....

We have a winner :ciappa:

As Mark Knopler wrote 'Sometimes you're the windshield, Sometimes you're the bug".

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Originally Posted by Rich-n-Texas

There are some really weird people on this website. :nonod:

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I fully agree :D

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Originally Posted by Luvin Da Blues

As Mark Knopler wrote 'Sometimes you're the windshield, Sometimes you're the bug".

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Either way, you get hit?

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Originally Posted by audio amateur

Either way, you get hit?

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I was a biker for many decades and have been hit with a lot of bugs. I'd rather be the windshield.

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Originally Posted by GMichael

I'd rather be the windshield.

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I think in most situations this would be the case:)
However, I've been hit by big bugs on my bike (not motorbike) in the past and sometimes it hurt! Keeping my mouth shut helps :D

I thought the answer to Autumn's prayers would be that the Canadian Olympic team would win a hockey game...alas, twas not to be...mayhap better luck with Boberto...

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Originally Posted by audio amateur

I think in most situations this would be the case:)
However, I've been hit by big bugs on my bike (not motorbike) in the past and sometimes it hurt! Keeping my mouth shut helps :D

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How can you spot a happy biker?
S/he's the one with bugs in her/his teeth.

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Originally Posted by bobsticks

I thought the answer to Autumn's prayers would be that the Canadian Olympic team would win a hockey game...alas, twas not to be...mayhap better luck with Boberto...

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They've won two hockey games actually. :prrr:

Seems to be on sale now!!!!

Wow!!!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wSIWp...1&feature=fvwp

Sign me up!!!

Worf

I want one of the whole house protection models.:D

I was wondering whether I could use it to zap my cat when he scratches the furniture but after seeing what it did to the neighbour's cat...I think not. :(

I am going to report all of you to aminal cruelty association. I am also going to report this company to the anti star wars mosquito organization who will promptly march on Washington to get this product banned.

You humans are inhuman carbon units that must be prosecuted for your enjoyment of this video. Mosquito's have feelings!