-
Hey, Sir Terrence L'enfant terrible...
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_KxT3bZCpsq...ude-bogoff.jpg
Sir T is so old that the first scratch-off lottery he won was a stone tablet and the prize was fire...
Happy birthday ya curmudgeony Latino James Carville-lookalike...what is it? 54...56? You look great...not a day over dead...
Maybe not but you'll feel that way after the case of Porfidio Anejo that I sent gets there...GM should be along with the eye candy I'd imagine...
Peace
-
1 Attachment(s)
Quote:
Originally Posted by bobsticks
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_KxT3bZCpsq...ude-bogoff.jpg
Sir T is so old that the first scratch-off lottery he won was a stone tablet and the prize was fire...
Happy birthday ya curmudgeony Latino James Carville-lookalike...what is it? 54...56? You look great...not a day over dead...
Maybe not but you'll feel that way after the case of Porfidio Anejo that I sent gets there...GM should be along with the eye candy I'd imagine...
Peace
I’ll try to keep this age appropriate.
-
1 Attachment(s)
Here is the stripper we have getting ready. She'll be jumping out of a 6 foot cake.
-
-
Like my father used to say...
You look great, who is your undertaker?
Happy B-day
-
Happy birthday Sir T!!!!! So, since it's your day, can you tell us how you got your handle: STtT??
Best Regards,
Stan
-
Oh snap. SirTT is old! That explains why he likes solid state and digital so much. Oh yes, there is room for flaming in a B-Day thread.
Anyhow...
Felicitaciones popi! Disfrute de su cumpleaños y una copa de mí!
-
Hey T!
You are so old, the candles on your birthday cake raised earths temperature by 3 degrees.
You are so old, when you were a kid rainbows were black and white.
You are so old, you fart dust.
You are so old, you sat next to Jesus in school.
You are so old, you walked into an antique shop and they sold you.
You are so old, your birth-certificate expired.
You are so old, if you to acted your age, you'd die.
What is the best birth control method for really-old seniors?
Nudity.
The nice thing about being senile is you can hide your own Easter eggs.
God, grant me the Senility
To forget the people
I never liked anyway,
The good fortune
To run into the ones I do,
And the eyesight
To tell the difference.
"You know you're getting old when you stoop to tie your shoelaces and wonder
what else you could do while you're down there." George Burns.
"He is alive, but only in the sense that he can't be legally buried."
Geoffrey Madan
"A man's only as old as the woman he feels." Groucho Marx.
"People ask me what I'd most appreciate getting for my eighty-seventh
birthday. I tell them, a paternity suit." George Burns.
"I don't feel old. I don't feel anything until noon. Then it's time for my
nap." Bob Hope
"When I was a boy, the Dead Sea was only sick." George Burns
"I don't plan to grow old gracefully. I plan to have face-lifts until my
ears meet." Rita Rudner.
"I do wish I could tell you my age but it's impossible. It keeps changing
all the time." Greer Garson.
"Retirement at sixty-five is ridiculous. When I was sixty-five I still had
pimples." George Burns
"Another good thing about being poor is that when you are seventy your
children will not have declared you legally insane in order to gain control
of your estate." Woody Allen
"I'm very pleased to be here. Let's face it, at my age I'm very pleased to
be anywhere." George Burns.
"Except for an occasional heart attack I feel as young as I ever did."
Robert Benchley
"Blessed are the young, for they shall inherit the National Debt." Herbert
Hoover
"I'm at the age now where just putting my cigar in it's holder is a thrill."
George Burns
"The secret of longevity is to keep breathing." Sophie Tucker
"At my age I do what Mark Twain did. I get my daily paper, look at the
obituaries page and if I'm not there I carry on as usual." Patrick Moore.
"I'm very proud of my gold pocket watch. My grandfather, on his deathbed,
sold me this watch." Woody Allen.
"At my age flowers scare me." George Burns.
"My grandmother was a very tough woman. She burried three husbands and two
of them were just napping." Rita Rudner
-
Quote:
Originally Posted by poppachubby
Oh snap. SirTT is old! That explains why he likes solid state and digital so much. Oh yes, there is room for flaming in a B-Day thread.
Anyhow...
Felicitaciones popi! Disfrute de su cumpleaños y una copa de mí!
For those who can't read Spanish, let me translate:
Popi Congratulations! Enjoy your birthday, just make sure that you send manlystanley half your presents!
-
-
-
Wow, this is freakin awesome!!!!
Damn you guys(and very fine young woman hey FA waving frantically!),this is great, this totally made my day(along with several other really cool surprises). I dent know folks here knew my birthday was today. :cornut:
Sticks, I think your header is quite appropriate considering my behavior as of late. Good show for sticking the hot pocker in my eye. :sosp:
GM, all I can say is damn.......that was off the chain crazy :thumbsup:
Poppa, gracias por el saludo con sabor, ahora quiero comer
algunos chips y salsa después de eso! Digital and solid state (ahhhhhh), the epitome of lifeless audio. What not to like? :prrr:
manlystanly, My friend and mentor Richard "Bassnut" Greene gave it to me. He told me debating with me was like eating a red hot chili pepper with a PH.D. How about that for a comment! It stuck, because that was what he always called me after that.
The thing that amazes me is that you guys do ugly on steroids - some of these pictures truly took my appetite away.
Thanks again everyone - I love this place!!! :yesnod:
-
Happy belated B-Day Old Man! :ciappa:
-
Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir Terrence the Terrible
Sticks, I think your header is quite appropriate considering my behavior as of late. Good show for sticking the hot pocker in my eye. :sosp:
Dudemang, it ain't about calling you out...this is a birthday roast...and it;s only happening cuz yer ol' shrivelling bald head looks like a 90 year old **** that Anna Nichole Smith woulda had in her mouth...oh yeah, I went there...
Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir Terrence the Terrible
The thing that amazes me is that you guys do ugly on steroids - some of these pictures truly took my appetite away.
Don't be knockin' the supplemention...within 5 years y'all will be on some form of steroid...you read it here first...
-
Happy Birthday Sir T
Happy belated Birthday Sir TtT
-
Quote:
Originally Posted by bobsticks
Dudemang, it ain't about calling you out...this is a birthday roast...and it;s only happening cuz yer ol' shrivelling bald head looks like a 90 year old **** that Anna Nichole Smith woulda had in her mouth...oh yeah, I went there...
Yeah you went there.....is there anything you want to hold back on? :eek:
Quote:
Don't be knockin' the supplemention...within 5 years y'all will be on some form of steroid...you read it here first...
I pray to God it won't be cause I am ugly as sin.....
SteveW, thanks a lot man, I appreciated it!
-
you know why yer bald?
God fucked up on your face so bad the first time, he's making room for second attempt.
-
Quote:
Originally Posted by 3LB
you know why yer bald?
God phucked up on your face so bad the first time, he's making room for second attempt.
ROFL!!!!
STtT don't take this wrong, we're just having some fun busting yer ballz for your Bday bro - mean that too.
-
Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir Terrence the Terrible
Yeah you went there.....is there anything you want to hold back on? :eek:!
Well, I would but my uncles, cousins and sister advised me not to...
well, no, I wouldn't...especially for a venerated elder who can write a firsthand compare/contrast article for Car & Track for the Model T and the new Lexus Hybrid.
I saw the picture that you recently posted on Facebook...I literally wept with the remembrances of "The King and I"...
...and stop makin' the news ya horny bastiche...
http://www.jokeemail.com/dirty/dirty59.gif
Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir Terrence the Terrible
I pray to God it won't be cause I am ugly as sin.....!
On a rare serious note...y'all are judging steroids by the 1980's WWF reports...it's much more complex. As a 10 yr veteran of the pharmaceutical industry I can assure you that the situation ain't what you think...
-
-
LOLOL, its all good, I know how to take a good roasting even if you mean it!
-
Quote:
Originally Posted by bobsticks
Well, I would but my uncles, cousins and sister advised me not to...
well, no, I wouldn't...especially for a venerated elder who can write a firsthand compare/contrast article for Car & Track for the Model T and the new Lexus Hybrid.
I saw the picture that you recently posted on Facebook...I literally wept with the remembrances of "The King and I"...
...and stop makin' the news ya horny bastiche...
http://www.jokeemail.com/dirty/dirty59.gif
On a rare serious note...y'all are judging steroids by the 1980's WWF reports...it's much more complex. As a 10 yr veteran of the pharmaceutical industry I can assure you that the situation ain't what you think...
LOLOLOL, does anyone have a hankey, this is too funny. All of this is making me laugh so hard me stomach is hurting. Some folks around the studio are getting a pretty good kick out of some of this too.
Thanks for the ammo guys, I used some of this on other folks around the studio who had their birthday yesterday as well.
-
Happy Happy Joy Joy...
My best Ren and Stimpy to you Sir T T. Many more...
My definition of a "safe bet"
No congrats from Pix, Lexmark/and all his aliases, E-Stat and a few others...
Much love from the far flung Klingon Empire.
Worf
-
I'm late to the party but Happy B-day anyway Sir T...and a zillion more.
-
Quote:
Originally Posted by Worf101
My best Ren and Stimpy to you Sir T T. Many more...
My definition of a "safe bet"
No congrats from Pix, Lexmark/and all his aliases, E-Stat and a few others...
Much love from the far flung Klingon Empire.
Worf
Actually. E-stat did give me a congrats. In spite of the fact that we disagree on certain things, I really like him, he is a cool guy.
Pix I am not expecting a thing, and quite frankly don't want it. That goes double for the silly little printer with many aliases.
Kex, thanks loads man, this roasting has left me just a bit more browner than I was on August 18th. LOLOLOL
|