Having a big party this weekend...

I'll be turning 5K soon. All are welcome to join me in my calibration. Heck, any reason for a party right?
There will be burgers and dogs. Ribs and steaks. Chips and dips. Beer and wine. Music & movies. Pool & darts. Girls & guys.
Who's coming over?

...happens @ 5K I wonder?

jimHJJ(...does ya gets a cookie?...)

Check your private messages.

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Originally Posted by Resident Loser

...happens @ 5K I wonder?

jimHJJ(...does ya gets a cookie?...)

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I wuz thinkin' an oil change and a lube job.

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Originally Posted by markw

I wuz thinkin' an oil change and a lube job.

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Will she mark my dipstick with her lipstick?

This was a pefect 5k post for me!

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Originally Posted by GMichael

Will she mark my dipstick with her lipstick?

This was a pefect 5k post for me!

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Well, there's post 5K - with that bit, GM has just been re-rated from PG-13 to NC-17

Trust me GM, it's all down hill from here....
At least you got a party...

FYI, I have October in the pool as the month in which GM passes me in post-count...everyone but GM is eligible, no collusion! :cornut:
He's got a decade or two on me though, I'll take it back over it up after he kicks the can... :ciappa:

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Originally Posted by GMichael

Will she mark my dipstick with her lipstick?

This was a pefect 5k post for me!

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jimHJJ(...5000 posts and suspended all in one swelt foop...)

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Originally Posted by kexodusc

FYI, I have October in the pool as the month in which GM passes me in post-count...everyone but GM is eligible, no collusion! :cornut: :ciappa:

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...my rudimentary math skills, and based on the current numbers, it is projected that GM will meet or exceed your post count roughly one year from yesterday...

jimHJJ(...if the status remains quo, that is...)

5000 posts and some are even classic. The only way I will ever catch up is to delete two of yours for every new one of mine. Who am I kidding, until I get a job where I can post during my workday I will never catch up.:ihih:

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Originally Posted by markw

Check your private messages.

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Ditto....

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Originally Posted by kexodusc

Well, there's post 5K - with that bit, GM has just been re-rated from PG-13 to NC-17

Trust me GM, it's all down hill from here....
At least you got a party...

FYI, I have October in the pool as the month in which GM passes me in post-count...everyone but GM is eligible, no collusion! :cornut:
He's got a decade or two on me though, I'll take it back over it up after he kicks the can... :ciappa:

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Mathematically RL is about dead on. I came up with 1.16 PM on May 22nd.

I'm not kicking the can though. You'll have to deal with me for a loooooooong time.

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Originally Posted by JohnMichael

5000 posts and some are even classic. The only way I will ever catch up is to delete two of yours for every new one of mine. Who am I kidding, until I get a job where I can post during my workday I will never catch up.:ihih:

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You're a mod. Fudge the numbers.

Oh man the party started without me.

*chugs down about 5 beers in a row and takes 2 shots*

OK, I'm all caught up, what I miss? :crazy:

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Originally Posted by GMichael

You're a mod. Fudge the numbers.

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No I enjoy your contributions too much and you deserve to be proud of 5,000 posts. If I ever reach that level without fudging you will be the first I PM.

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Originally Posted by Resident Loser

...my rudimentary math skills, and based on the current numbers, it is projected that GM will meet or exceed your post count roughly one year from yesterday...

jimHJJ(...if the status remains quo, that is...)

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Ha!
You're considering his and my post rate since joining...that is your mistake, and that's why I'm going to win the pool....
Of course, this will be my last post until October....:(

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Originally Posted by GMichael

Mathematically RL is about dead on. I came up with 1.16 PM on May 22nd.

I'm not kicking the can though. You'll have to deal with me for a loooooooong time.

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...I forgot to factor in that 2008 is a leap year...so on 05/23/08 you will have 7368 posts to Kex's 7361...the 22nd is the day you will surpass him...possibly a bit later than 1:16 PM though....maybe more like 3:27 EST...

jimHJJ(...but that's just a guess of course...)

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Originally Posted by L.J.

Oh man the party started without me.

*chugs down about 5 beers in a row and takes 2 shots*

OK, I'm all caught up, what I miss? :crazy:

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You missed the strippers jumping out of the cake. We had:

1. Halle Berry
2. Monica Belluci
3. Rachel Wiesz
4. Morena Bacharin
5. Eve Mendes
6. Kate Beckinsale
7. Thandi Newton
8. Michele Monaghan
9. Charlize Theron
10. Elizabeth Banks
11. Angela Bassett
12. Beyonce
13. Alicia Keys.
14 Jessica Alba
15. Eva Longoria

It was a blast. All they were wearing was frosting. Kex was chasing them around with a spoon while JM was right behind him with more frosting.

Not to worry though. They're all dowstairs drinking wine now.

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Originally Posted by kexodusc

Ha!
You're considering his and my post rate since joining...that is your mistake, and that's why I'm going to win the pool....
Of course, this will be my last post until October....:(

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...my bet's on Sept. 12th...

jimHJJ(...or thereabouts...)

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Originally Posted by GMichael

You missed the strippers jumping out of the cake. We had:

1. Halle Berry
2. Monica Belluci
3. Rachel Wiesz
4. Morena Bacharin
5. Eve Mendes
6. Kate Beckinsale
7. Thandi Newton
8. Michele Monaghan
9. Charlize Theron
10. Elizabeth Banks
11. Angela Bassett
12. Beyonce
13. Alicia Keys.
14 Jessica Alba
15. Eva Longoria

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Wow I'm just awful with names. I'm gonna need a pic to go along with each of those :rolleyes:

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Originally Posted by L.J.

Wow I'm just awful with names. I'm gonna need a pic to go along with each of those :rolleyes:

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This was the part you missed. All gone now.
Just go downstairs and check on them. Last I knew they were all laying on the pool table to see if they would fit.

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Originally Posted by GMichael

Last I knew they were all laying on the pool table to see if they would fit.

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Now that I gotta go see!

Hey guys....I'm kexodusc's brother...we have all the same equipment, same Orb Audio speakers, etc...Just thought I'd introduce myself here...I see you have a friendly little pool going on..I'll put my money on late August...
Now, what I'd really like to know is will using a digital cable from my cd player to receiver sound better than using analog cables?

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Originally Posted by L.J.

Wow I'm just awful with names. I'm gonna need a pic to go along with each of those :rolleyes:

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...you can always GOOGLE them...

jimHJJ(...gee, can you say that in mixed company?...)

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Originally Posted by Quexodusc

Hey guys....I'm kexodusc's brother...we have all the same equipment, same Orb Audio speakers, etc...Just thought I'd introduce myself here...I see you have a friendly little pool going on..I'll put my money on late August...
Now, what I'd really like to know is will using a digital cable from my cd player to receiver sound better than using analog cables?

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*pops head upstairs*

Now that's just funny

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Originally Posted by Quexodusc

Hey guys....I'm kexodusc's brother...we have all the same equipment, same Orb Audio speakers, etc...Just thought I'd introduce myself here...I see you have a friendly little pool going on..I'll put my money on late August...
Now, what I'd really like to know is will using a digital cable from my cd player to receiver sound better than using analog cables?

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...do you like dinosaurs?

jimHJJ(...are you Siamese?...no sock puppets if you please...)