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Thanks everyone. You are all invited to my party.
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Originally Posted by Worf101
Yeah, "relentless" is how I'd put it too. Still you gotta admire his... single mindedness. Once had an ex-girlfriend like him... relentless. Order of protection slowed her down good though.
Da Worfster
Oh? You knew my sister? :idea:
So sorry.........
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Didn't we have someone elses party at that place? :idea:
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Most of the same people, but the place is different. Don't worry, there are several other rooms set up if you're looking for a different atmosphere. There's the usual pool room, the Jacuzzi, hot tub and swimming room, the library (for those who like to relax and just read), the meeting room, and the swingers room.
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Originally Posted by GMichael
Most of the same people, but the place is different. Don't worry, there are several other rooms set up if you're looking for a different atmosphere. There's the usual pool room, the Jacuzzi, hot tub and swimming room, the library (for those who like to relax and just read), the meeting room, and the swingers room.
Swings? Awesome... I haven't played on a swing since I was a Kid... whooopeeeee
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Originally Posted by Worf101
Once had an ex-girlfriend like him... relentless. Order of protection slowed her down good though.
Ja. I'm with ya on this one Worfster. Once they master the right hook things can get dangerous.
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Swings? Awesome... I haven't played on a swing since I was a Kid... whooopeeeee
There is a swing in that room but... Awww.. You'll see.:shocked:
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Originally Posted by GMichael
Oh? You knew my sister? :idea:
So sorry.........
SPEW!!!!!!!
That explains A LOT!!!!!
Da Worfster
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What a self-choking masturbator is?
A dog (a man's best friend).
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GMichael congratulations and I am sorry I am late to the party. As I have said at many milestones I have enjoyed your humor. After 1/19 I will be spending more time on AR. A young friend I have been spending time with is relocating. I will need your humor.
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Originally Posted by JohnMichael
GMichael congratulations and I am sorry I am late to the party. As I have said at many milestones I have enjoyed your humor. After 1/19 I will be spending more time on AR. A young friend I have been spending time with is relocating. I will need your humor.
Sorry to read about the future loss. Hope another comes along soon. In the mean time, I'll do my best to lighten the load.
Thanks for all the great comments, now and over the years. I'll see if I can find a bartender for ya.
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What a self-choking masturbator is?
A dog (a man's best friend).
Only psycho nurse would be able to come up with the right answer. :nonod:
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It's time for this party to have some beer.
http://www.flixxy.com/tipping-point.htm
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Cool entertainment for the party GM. :thumbsup:
(I hate Guinness, BLAH!)
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This is the room I found Rich in the morning after the party.
(Sorry FA. Don't look)
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It was a heavenly night, but man am I hurtin' today. :yikes:
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The 5 of those girls put together don't add up to your age.
Perv!
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This is the room I found Rich in the morning after the party.
He was serving morning coffee?
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"All models presented are 18 years of age or older."
Wait, that still doesn't add up does it? :sosp:
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You'll just have to double up.
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I'll have to do something to improve my stamina first.
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First? Dude, this IS how you improve your stamina.
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10 minutes of aerobics and 5 hours of sleep. How do ya figure? :idea:
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This time, sure. But next time you'll be making it to 15 minutes. Do this 4 nights a week and by spring you'll be lasting till dawn. Trust me, you'll be much healthier. (if it doesn't kill you first)
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10 minutes of aerobics and 5 hours of sleep. How do ya figure? :idea:
You need to up ya game, playah...
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Originally Posted by bobsticks
He'd finish before the dance began.
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Is that you sticks? You da MAN!!!
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Originally Posted by GMichael
This time, sure. But next time you'll be making it to 15 minutes. Do this 4 nights a week and by spring you'll be lasting till dawn. Trust me, you'll be much healthier. (if it doesn't kill you first)
I'm leaning towards the later rather than the former, but I'll do the best I can. That's all they can ask for right?
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They can ask for more, but that doesn't mean that you have to give it to them. There are alternatives. Either way, it could make you do a whole lot of smiling. You could end up as the poster guy for LG.
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Please don't tell me LG also makes sex toys. That's just wrong!!! :thumbsdown:
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Originally Posted by Rich-n-Texas
Only psycho nurse would be able to come up with the right answer. :nonod:
C'mere....
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