GMichael is Half A Century Old!!!!! - Holy Crap!

[JSE]

Happy B-Day G-Man and thanks for keeping things light and funny around here!

So what's on the schedule for the next half century?

JSE

[GMichael]

Thanks JSE!

I spent the first 50 tearing my body down with smoking, drinking, illegal drugs, and wild sex.
I’ll spend the next 50 (HA!) not smoking, not drinking and taking prescription drugs & vitamins in hopes of seeing my little girl grow up and become a responsible adult like I never was. ( A little sexercise might be fun too, if it doesn't kill me)

[basite]

Thanks JSE!

I spent the first 50 tearing my body down with smoking, drinking, illegal drugs, and wild sex.
I’ll spend the next 50 (HA!) not smoking, not drinking and taking prescription drugs & vitamins in hopes of seeing my little girl grow up and become a responsible adult like I never was. ( A little sexercise might be fun too, if it doesn't kill me)

HEY! you said nothing about the wild sex for the following 50 years

Happy B-Day mike! and congrats with your half century of life already

Keep them spinning,
Bert.

[ForeverAutumn]

Happy birthday GMike!

[JohnMichael]

At 50 what do you get the man that has it all? GMichael you have a loving wife, a beautiful child, a great sense of humor and many friends. Hey, I know what I will do for you. I will not delete the next Viagra spam. Happy Birthday and many more.

[GMichael]

HEY! you said nothing about the wild sex for the following 50 years

I said that a little sexercise could be fun. Wild sex might put me in the ground faster.

Happy B-Day mike! and congrats with your half century of life already

Keep them spinning,
Bert.

Thanks. I don't feel like a day over 50.

[GMichael]

At 50 what do you get the man that has it all? GMichael you have a loving wife, a beautiful child, a great sense of humor and many friends. Hey, I know what I will do for you. I will not delete the next Viagra spam. Happy Birthday and many more.

All true. I got to be a screw-up most of my life and still ended up with so much. I must have been a saint in a past life or something.

Thanks for the gift, and the little lady thanks you too.


Thanks FA. The party was yesterday though. Where were you?

[Auricauricle]

Happy birthday and all good things, GM!




BTW, your ladies-in-waiting are in mourning. Should I see what the matter is?

[dean_martin]

Happy B-day! Stay away from sportscars and low-cut blouses.

[3LockBox]

happy b'day GM

[GMichael]

Happy birthday and all good things, GM!




BTW, your ladies-in-waiting are in mourning. Should I see what the matter is?

Thanks Aa,

Yeah, could you take care of them for me. I have my hands full.

Thanks Dean.

Thanks 3LB

[dakatabg]

Happy Birthday

[markw]

Happy B-day! Stay away from sportscars and low-cut blouses.

Looking at them or wearing them?

Happy B-day. Mike.

[GMichael]

Thanks and thanks.

Hey Mark, are you saying that you like me better with the blouse off?

[dean_martin]

Looking at them or wearing them?

Happy B-day. Mike.

good question. It depends on which direction his mid-life crisis takes him. I want pics either way.

[markw]

Thanks and thanks.

Hey Mark, are you saying that you like me better with the blouse off?

Actually, the more it covers the better off we all are.

Have you considered burkas?

[GMichael]

good question. It depends on which direction his mid-life crisis takes him. I want pics either way.

I had my crisis from 21 through 42. I'm all better now.

[Sir Terrence the Terrible]

I cannot believe that G called me old, AND HE IS OLDER THAN ME!

G, you are soooooooo old, that you were retiring when Jesus was born!

I hope you have same great day you gave me on my B-Day!

[kexodusc]

Happy b-day GM...you don't look a day over 4 months.

[Feanor]

Humm, 50 and father of a young child. Trust me, there's a downside to that, (though I'm sure things will work out well just the same).

I was 41 when my daughter was born and that was old enough.

Anyway, congrats, GM. And carry on carrying on.

[Woochifer]

Happy b-day GM! I've tried keeping up with you, but I've failed ... you're still older than me!

[thekid]

Happy B-Day GMan.

I just joined that club a few weeks back but no worries the music keeps you young.

[GMichael]

Thanks everyone!

Do you mean the 50+ club kid? We'll have to find you a new handle.

Hey look. Wooch came out of hiding. Where you been man? We need you around here more often. Sir T is starting to get grouchy. He needs you to bring him his calm.

Feanor, I'm just hoping to be around long enough to watch her grow up. Everything else is gravy.

Kex, you're looking the wrong way. I'm over here. See, down here in the gutter?

Sir T, You are old. Just because Moses is older than JC, it doesn't make JC any younger. (Hey wait!)

[Worf101]

Just got in from a field trip... Happy Birthday and congrats you ole Bastiche... but you ARE younger than me!

Welcome to another "Crumeodgeon Commando".

Worf

[thekid]

Thanks everyone!

Do you mean the 50+ club kid? We'll have to find you a new handle.

Yes the 50+ club but since the people who gave that nickname to me back in my B-Ball days are still older than me it still fits......