• 07-14-2008, 08:08 AM
    GMichael
    The funniest staff meeting ever!
    The boss of a Madison Avenue advertising agency called a
    spontaneous staff meeting in the middle of a
    particularly stressful week.
    (This is one pretty sharp boss!)

    When everyone gathered, the boss, who understood the
    benefits of having fun, told the burnt out staff the
    purpose of the meeting was to have a quick contest.
    The theme:
    Viagra advertising slogans.

    The only rule was they had to use past ad slogans,
    originally written for other products that captured the
    essence of Viagra. Slight variations were acceptable.

    About 7 minutes later, they turned in their suggestions
    and created a Top 10 List. With all the laughter and
    camaraderie, the rest of the week went very well for
    everyone! The top 10 were:

    10. Viagra, Whaazzzz up!

    9. Viagra, The quicker pecker picker upper.

    8. Viagra, like a rock!

    7. Viagra, When it absolutely, positively has to be
    there overnight.

    6. Viagra, Be all that you can be.

    5. Viagra, Reach out and touch someone.

    4. Viagra, Strong enough for a man, but made for a woman.

    3. Viagra, Home of the whopper!

    2. Viagra, We bring good things to Life!

    And the unanimous number one slogan:

    1. This is your peepee. This is your peepee on drugs.
  • 07-14-2008, 09:53 AM
    Auricauricle
    Tops, GM! And right on time in erection year, too! Thank you!
  • 07-14-2008, 10:05 AM
    Groundbeef
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Auricauricle
    Tops, GM! And right on time in erection year, too! Thank you!

    Yep, GM works real hard to pound home the comedy. On weekends he dresses up like a Trojan Whore. I mean Horse.
  • 07-14-2008, 10:31 AM
    GMichael
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Auricauricle
    Tops, GM! And right on time in erection year, too! Thank you!

    Good one. Great catch.:thumbsup:
    You sure know how to handle yourself.
  • 07-14-2008, 10:32 AM
    GMichael
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Groundbeef
    Yep, GM works real hard to pound home the comedy. On weekends he dresses up like a Trojan Whore. I mean Horse.

    Just call me Hellen.
  • 07-15-2008, 06:12 AM
    Auricauricle
    Thanks, everyone. I was concerned about getting stiffed by the competition!