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  • 02-27-2004, 09:10 AM
    jeskibuff
    Friday funnies
    When is @#$% Acceptable?


    There are only eleven times in history where the "F" word has been considered acceptable for use.

    They are as follows:


    11. "What the @#$% do you mean we are sinking?"

    -- Capt. E.J. Smith of RMS Titanic, 1912


    10. "What the @#$% was that?"

    -- Mayor Of Hiroshima, 1945


    9. "Where did all those @#$%ing Indians come from?"

    -- Custer, 1877


    8. "Any @#$%ing idiot could understand that."

    -- Einstein, 1938


    7. "It does so @#$%ing look like her!"

    -- Picasso, 1926


    6. "How the @#$% did you work that out?"

    -- Pythagoras, 126 BC


    5. "You want! WHAT on the @#$%ing ceiling?"

    -- Michelangelo, 1566


    4. "Where the @#$% are we?"

    -- Amelia Earhart, 1937


    3. "Scattered @#$%ing showers, my ass!"

    -- Noah, 4314 BC


    2. "Aw c'mon. Who the @#$% is going to find out?"

    -- Bill Clinton, 1999

    and a drum roll............! ....


    1. "Geez, I didn't think they'd get this @%#*^ing mad."

    -- Sadaam Hussein, 2003