A Clevelander in hell....
A guy from Cleveland dies and is sent to Hell. He had
been a horrible man his entire life. The devil puts
him to work breaking up rocks with a sledgehammer. To
make it worse he cranks up the temperature and the
humidity.
After a couple of days, the devil checks in on his
victim to see if he is suffering adequately. The devil
is aghast as the Clevelander is happily swinging his
hammer and whistling a happy tune. The devil walks up
to him and says, "I don't understand this. I've turned
the heat way up, it's humid, you're crushing rocks;
why are you so happy?" The Clevelander, with a big
smile, looks at the devil and replies, "This is great!
It reminds me of August in Cleveland. Hot, humid, a
good place to work. It reminds me of home. This is
fantastic!"
The devil, extremely perplexed, walks away to ponder
the Clevelander's remarks. Then he decides to drop the
temperature, send down a driving rain and torrential
wind. Soon, Hell is a wet, muddy mess. Walking in mud
up to his knees with dust blowing into his eyes, the
Clevelander is happily slogging through the mud
pushing a wheelbarrow full of crushed rocks.
Again, the devil asks how he can be happy in such
conditions. The Clevelander replies, "This is great!
Just like April in Cleveland. It reminds me of working
out in the yard with spring planting!"
The devil is now completely baffled but more
determined to make the Clevelander suffer. He makes
the temperature plummet. Suddenly Hell is blanketed in
snow and ice. Confident that this will surely make the
Clevelander unhappy, the devil checks in on him.
He is again aghast at what he sees. The Clevelander
is dancing, singing, and twirling his sledgehammer as
he cavorts in glee. "How can you be so happy? Don't
you know its 40 below zero!?" screams the devil.
Jumping up and down the Clevelander throws a snowball
at the devil and yells, "Hell's frozen over!! This
means the Browns won the SuperBowl !!