Is that a ferret in your pants or are you just happy to see me?

LMAO! I used to have a pet ferret. This guy is lucky the ferret waited until it was out of his pants before it started biting! :biggrin5:


Thu Oct 29, 10:21 AM
By The Associated Press

JACKSONVILLE BEACH, Fla. - Police say a homeless man stole a live ferret by stuffing it in his pants.

Thirty-eight-year-old Rodney Bolton is charged with theft over the $129 animal that police say he took from a pet store in Jacksonville Beach, The Florida Times-Union reported.

A 17-year-old witness confronted Bolton in the parking lot and was bitten by the animal after the man allegedly shoved it in the teen's face.

That confrontation makes the ferret a "special weapon" under Florida law. So Bolton also faces battery charges for dangerously wielding the animal.

Calls to the Jacksonville Sheriff's Department to see if Bolton has a lawyer were not answered early Thursday.

I imagined you reading the title of this thread in your best Mae West voice.