Crocodiles and Tigers and Bears....OH MY!

[ForeverAutumn]

Where are the flying monkeys?

[paul_pci]

The read question is does the bear live in the house with the Nissan drinking the vodka-tonic and does the Crocodile live in the house with the Saab drinking pomegranate juice, and does the Tiger live in in the house with the Subaru drinking watered down white-out?

[kexodusc]

Lemme see, the Crocodile votes Republican and lives next to the black-belt Kung Fu master...so that means the Tiger is the Investment Banker and wears tightie-whities????

[GMichael]

Where are the flying monkeys?

Flying monkeys are normally kept in someone's butt.

The monkey has the beer and drives a Honda.

[ForeverAutumn]

Flying monkeys are normally kept in someone's butt.

So the brown spot in your pants was actually a flying monkey?

[GMichael]

So the brown spot in your pants was actually a flying monkey?

I wish. That was me, getting the sh.t scared out of me.

[JohnMichael]

I thought Michael Jackson had the zebra and a monkey named Bubbles.

GMichael you were not that scared if it was only brown spots. Now if you were cold and damp from yellow fluid, now that is scared.

[GMichael]

I thought Michael Jackson had the zebra and a monkey named Bubbles.

GMichael you were not that scared if it was only brown spots. Now if you were cold and damp from yellow fluid, now that is scared.

For some reason I didn't seem to understand how much danger I was at first. I didn't get really scared until after he had run off. You should have seen me trying to put that shaking key into the door. I had to use both hands.