The Bush admin thanks the poor voters....

[piece-it pete]

Rove, speaking for GWB (also known as "the shrub" to millions of adoring Democrats) just released this statement:

WASHINGTON, DC—The economically disadvantaged segment of the U.S. population provided the decisive factor in another presidential election last Tuesday, handing control of the government to the rich and powerful once again.

"The Republican party—the party of industrial mega-capitalists, corporate financiers, power brokers, and the moneyed elite—would like to thank the undereducated rural poor, the struggling blue-collar workers in Middle America, and the God-fearing underpriviledged minorities who voted George W. Bush back into office," Karl Rove, senior advisor to Bush, told reporters at a press conference Monday. "You have selflessly sacrificed your well-being and voted against your own economic interest. For this, we humbly thank you."

Added Rove: "You have acted beyond the call of duty—or, for that matter, good sense."

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In other matters, GWB annouced he was singlehandedly demolishing Social Security and instituting large tax breaks for those who voted for him while at the same time privatizing welfare and handing the military over to Halliburton.

He also said he was looking forward to "screwing the little guy".



Have a great weekend!!

Pete