OK, I'll admit that beer and ale are not my forte, but I've been asked to purchase a retirement gift for someone who is and the gift certificate I was given to purchase it is for Trader Joe's. The retiree likes deep/dark/sweet/malty beers and I was wondering if any beer afficionadoes out there could point me to the deepest darkest beer at TJ's. I'm actually more of a Stella Artois or Grolsch drinker (I guess that makes me a lightweight?), but this is really off my radar.