Audio Funnies....

a day early, I'm outta here for the weekend!!

Another group is discussing starting their own audio mag, a guy named Wigwam Jones came up with this:

I've got some great ideas for articles:

* The Amazing Solid State Diet
* Measuring DC Offset without Blowing Yer Dang Self Up
* Why You Should Use the Recommended Size Fuse
* How to Convince Friends That You're Not Insane
* Why "Hey, y'all, watch this" is Not a Good Idea
* Make Friends with Old People and Score That Pioneer!
* The Kabuki Speaker Toss - Get in Shape the AudioKarma Way!
* Vinyl - Dead, or Just Really Tired?
* Garbage Day in Rich Older Suburbs - Rent a Truck, Get up Early
* It Isn't Loud Enough If You Can't Feel it in your Snarglies
* How to Blame Candles When You Set Fire to the House
* Church Sales: Not Just Cookies and Cakes!
* Fisher and Fisher-Price are Not the Same!
* Computer Music and Other Oxymorons
* Wave Radio and Volvo Owners - Ever Notice They're the Same People?
* You've Done the House - Now What About the Bathroom?
* B & O - Real Audio, or Just a Bunch of Foreign Pansies?
* What You Should Know About Goodwill Industries
* Grab That Flyback - And Fly Like Superman!
* Best Times to Shop the Salvation Army
* Woofers Need Exercise - Explaining the Need for Loud
* Stop Smoking with AudioKarma Members!
* Thrift Stores to Avoid
* Cleaning Just Enough To Keep The Wife OUT of Your Room
* Tell a Friend About Telefunken
* Stereo - How to Explain Why You Need More Than One
* The Compact Disc - Just a Fad?
* When Good VFETs Go Bad
* Cold Cash & Brutality - Winning Garage Sale Tactics
* When Old Audiophiles Die - Grab the Gear and Run!
* Home Theater - Makes Wives Happy So You Can Spend Money
* 8-Track Tapes - Hidden Gold or John Denver Hell?
* Quadraphonic Sound vs 5.1 - Shootout: Quad Wins!
* MOSFETs for the Masses
* Tubes - Living History for Creaky Old Guys with Bad Ears Anyway
* Estate Auctions - Why So Many eBay Sales Come From Florida and Phoenix
* Explaining the Large Electricity Bill to Your Wife!
* Reader's Wall o' Sound
* Heat Your Home With Class A Sound
* Turn It To Eleven - Ears Like to Bleed
* Ohm's Law - or is it just a Suggestion?
* Best Hearing Aids for Deaf Metal-Heads
* Friends Don't Let Friends Buy Bose!
* Use Your Kenwood Receiver to Weld Steel
* Six Great Receivers From 1973
* Six Great Ways to Get Your Neighbors to Move
* Fighting Those 'Disturbing the Peace' Citations in Court!
* Tweak of the Week
* Silver Cables - Great Idea, or are You a Gullible Moron?
* How to Get Parade Permits and Play As Loud As You Want To!

Lolol. Have a great weekend!

Pete